My contribution to last night’s Last Call with Brittany was suggest that the best way to reduce face wrinkles is to gain weight. Basically, I’m a nincompoop. Also, my hair was in tip-top form. Also also, my face is very expressive apparently. Also also also, I had to get up three times to do things […]
I don’t even know why I feel compelled to make a comment about this, but here I am, prattling out a comment. My friend* Kevin Clash, voice and creator of Elmo, is accused of sexually allegations against a 16-year-old boy. This breaks my heart. *UPDATED BELOW* I don’t know the man any more than I know […]
I used to think those people who believed that the People of the TV were speaking directly to them were delusional. They’re obviously not crazy because Jon Stewart speaks directly to me. The amount of love I have for this man is ever-expanding. If he and The Daily Show writers keep creating videos like the one […]
There’s a time in a mother’s life when she realizes what her child is about to see, will cause her child’s head to explode right off its base. Though when she started reading the we questioned whether her maturity would allow for her to finish all seven books, book after book, we let her read […]
“Mama, do NOT put that on the internet.” I promised I wouldn’t. I lied to my kids, and I have no regret.