Oh, Martha. Some people don’t agree with your tactics (see: Federal court), some people are obsessed with you (see: craft store patrons), some people admire your business savvy (see: not Donald Trump), and some people are baffled by some of your crafting choices (see: me). To be honest with you, Martha, I wish I had [...]
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This? Is Not OK
It’s a part of our daily life routine. It’s expected. The Phfizr/V!agra/Nigerian Druncle/$ell Your Jewelry/Your Wife’s Photos! spam emails. Spam email started with cold-calling from call centers where low-paid unfortunates sat for hours on end being yelled and over the phone just waiting to hook the old lady with her $45,000 pension and a pen [...]
Running is stupid. This is not a “Lookit me! I’m exercising! I’m super happy! I’m gonna be super skinny in 2.4 weeks! ZOH MAH GAH I’m so encouraged to change my life!” post. Nope. Running is stupid. Exercising is stupid. But I did it for serious this morning. Not 1/2-assed. Like, for serious, serious sweating. [...]
Yet another entry into the failures of American choices, “This? Is not OK.” I’ve discussed the Mullet in a past post, but it was centered more specifically around the fancy Femullet. Today, I’m focusing on the Groomed Man Mullet. The Groomed Man Mullet is no accident. It’s planned, sculpted, and methodically trimmed, as if from [...]
You knew it was coming. It had to be done. The New Jersey Shore Guido & Guidette Edition of “This? Is not OK” inspired by the new Emmy-contender, “Jersey Shore” on MTV. Blow-out gelled hair check Fake tan check Spray tan on top of fake tan check Lip gloss on boy lips check Red Bull [...]
