I can totally sing all the words to Pour Some Sugar on Me, but the awesomesauceness of a Yukon Denali Hybrid overshadowed my singing abilities. Apparently.

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

I was lucky enough to scam my way be asked to join some fellow Aiming Lowers Heather, Anissa & Janet in a GM Yukon Denali Hybrid for a road trip from Atlanta to Asheville for the Type A Mom Conference in September.

It was most awesome.

Totes* awesomesauce.

Even though I couldn’t ever figure out how to gracefully exit the car from the backseat, I could actually ride in the back without getting sick. Either this car has magic Anti-Car-Sickness (ACS) air or the ride is so smooth that my tummy couldn’t tell the back seat from the front seat. Take your pick. Other than the magic ACS air, my favorite feature of the car (even though I didn’t have the proper government clearance to actually drive the car) is the Anti-Hit-a-Kid rear-view back-up cam. It’s too bad that some stranger in the hotel parking lot was watching me, or you would have seen my dancing in the rear-view back-up cam. Sorry, sucka.

The car is big, fancy, high off the ground, has an awesome camera built in to the back, and satellite radio. All the necessities for a totes* awesomesauce road trip.

Behold, the video that proves I can not sing, not car dance, and don’t know every word to Pour Some Sugar on Me.

Aiming Low GM Yukon Denali Hybrid Road Trip 2009! from Anissa Mayhew on Vimeo.

“The Aiming Low ladies hit the road in an incredible GM Yukon Denali Hybrid for 5 days to North Carolina…um…we edited out the part on the golf course with the Denali. ‘Nuff said.”

*I flippin HATE the non-word “totes” but for some twisted reason, it kinda fits here.

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Ohhhhh yeah — Right there. Yeahhh — Moooore —

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

This is completely and totally stolen from Schmutzie: There Is Nothing Cuter Than This

I will now start every morning watching this video.

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Videos About Dogs Because I’m Sick and I Wasted My Life on The Bachelor

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

I’m getting over a nas-tee cold. And I wasted 70 minutes of my life watching The Bachelor finale. Yes, I realize just last week I ranted about the banality of the show and others like it, but between the ABC marketing machine and the Twitterverse, I couldn’t NOT watch.

MAN was it a good wasted 70 minutes. I feel so much better about myself now.

Suckit

Watch until the end.

I think I’ve seen poor Rusty at least 20 times on TV shows and online, but dood – it cracks my shit up every friggin time.

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