I’ve been teasing this gift for years weeks, and the time finally arrived.
(A little reminder to those to don’t read forgot: My FratBoy brother-in-law requested some anal beads for a Christmas present, and I was more than happy to oblige.)

Disclosure: I sent the kidlets out of the room for the opening of the Gift o’ the Century. They came back in the room, but they never knew what was going on. Though I KNOW that FratBoy would think it would be funny to have my girls wear them as jewelry. No worries – I’ll be putting his boy in dresses and taking him to tap class soon enough.

Please ignore my cackling, but enjoy HockeyMan’s laughing and my dad’s jokes. And a flash of my sister’s rack. They’re real and they’re magnificent.

Enjoy, FratBoy. But I’m sure you already did.

She has manners, she teaches respect, and she sings to my girls.

Maybe I can say the same about myself. Maybe not.

Mrs. Goodbee is the mom I’m not: plastic and playful.

Check out the Caring Corners dollhouse, Mrs. Goodbee.

Points awarded at the end.

You gotta turn up the volume. I gotta figure that shiz out.

Vlog #3 – Nov 21 ‘08 from A Whole Lot of Nothing on Vimeo.