From the category archives:
If you follow me on Twitter (which you probably do) or follow my Tumblr (which you probably don’t), you’ve seen some of the quotes from my kids, friends, and family that I document and share. I have a horrible memory for details, so I wanted to keep track of the insane quotables that fall out [...]
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You’re right, Auto-Correct Gnome. I didn’t want to say “Get the gnocchi and have them to add cream to the bolognese,” I wanted Foursquare to tell people to “Get the gnocchi and have them add cream to the vomit ass.”
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If you have read my blog for any amount of time or know me at all, you know I’m a gay lover. Or lover of gays. Or a mostly straight woman who loves the gays and just happens to be happily married to a man. I believe Gay is OK. I’ve also been a fan [...]
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Do you see that *tear* running down my cheek? Do you hear the sobs coming from deep inside my diaphram? Do you see the pills I’m popping from the stress I’m feeling? Today is National Grammar Day. AND I WASN’T AWARE. A travesty of epic proportions. I don’t know how I’ll get over losing the [...]
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Seeing envelopes come out of my mailbox that say things like “SECOND NOTICE” or “URGENT” are not unusual for me. Let’s be honest; they’re not really serious until after the 2nd notice is sent anyway, so why pay attention until they really mean it? I’m also fairly good at picking out the junk mail and [...]
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