From the category archives:
I’ve already established that we women are gross. It’s just a fact. We get even grosser when we’re knocked up and have to push human beings out of our crotch holes or have them sliced out of our wombs. The old and infirm have known the secret we women learn when we have babies at [...]
{ 7 comments }
Guys. I’m so depressed. Even though my girls are 6 & 7 and past the Nick Jr NOGGIN target age, they were raised on Moose and Zee. Stupid Nickelodeon gave the pair the axe and sent them on their way. Jerks. I’ll take an hour of Moose and Zee clips ANYTIME over any of that [...]
{ 16 comments }
If you follow me on Twitter (which you probably do) or follow my Tumblr (which you probably don’t), you’ve seen some of the quotes from my kids, friends, and family that I document and share. I have a horrible memory for details, so I wanted to keep track of the insane quotables that fall out [...]
{ 16 comments }
You’re right, Auto-Correct Gnome. I didn’t want to say “Get the gnocchi and have them to add cream to the bolognese,” I wanted Foursquare to tell people to “Get the gnocchi and have them add cream to the vomit ass.”
{ 5 comments }
If you have read my blog for any amount of time or know me at all, you know I’m a gay lover. Or lover of gays. Or a mostly straight woman who loves the gays and just happens to be happily married to a man. I believe Gay is OK. I’ve also been a fan [...]
{ 3 comments }
