From the category archives:
My grammar nerdness is dying inside. My teacher brain is exploding. My motherly instincts are weeping. … I need to go take a Klonopin and rock in the corner … I can’t take it. I wish I was exaggerating when I say this is making my wonky heart flutter with WTFness. Thanks to my friend [...]
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“Wow, Jackie (my sister) really is coming around to being a grown-up citizen and recognizing me with kindness on my birthday,” went through my wee brain yesterday when she told me to make sure I answered the door when something showed up. “Flowers? Cookie bouquet? FRUIT BASKET?” I wondered. I was out having lunch with [...]
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I don’t want to read about depression. Unless I’m depressed. Then, I seek it out. Like a good sammich. I need it. I need to read and hear about other’s misery when I’m in the midst. It takes me a while to realize I’m smack in the middle of a lapse in The Happy. It [...]
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The week started off innocently enough. I went out to dinner with my skank-whore friends to one of my favorite cheesecake-themed restaurant. I ate too much, took stupid pictures, and scared a cute waiter boy into being gay. Pretty much a normal night out with the teacher-friends. I woke up Monday to my credit card [...]
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Who the crap cares about basketball? OK, so maybe some of you crazies do, just like I care about football, but since I’m not a fan of any basketball unless it involves Dwight Howard cradling me like his sweet, sweet baby, I did my own bracket. CAKE VS. PIE Over at Jezebel (I’d never heard [...]
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