The week started off innocently enough. I went out to dinner with my skank-whore friends to one of my favorite cheesecake-themed restaurant. I ate too much, took stupid pictures, and scared a cute waiter boy into being gay. Pretty much a normal night out with the teacher-friends. I woke up Monday to my credit card [...]
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WTF?
Who the crap cares about basketball? OK, so maybe some of you crazies do, just like I care about football, but since I’m not a fan of any basketball unless it involves Dwight Howard cradling me like his sweet, sweet baby, I did my own bracket. CAKE VS. PIE Over at Jezebel (I’d never heard [...]
I really could never be a drag queen. That shit is work. Not like, “You better WORK!” work. But, like actual work in prepping my body shaving and manscaping and buying clothes and stuff. I’ve had the same makeup in my wee makeup bag for the last 6+ months. I have one color eyeshadow, one [...]
It’s pretty much a given that I’ll give someone the benefit of the doubt. I’m forgiving like that. I tend to think of the best in people: there was a mistake, they meant well, some random coincidunk happened. My first thought is that the person did not mean any malice by what was done. I’m [...]
Definitions: troll – noun: (in Scandinavian folklore) any of a race of supernatural beings, sometimes conceived as giants and sometimes as dwarfs, inhabiting caves or subterranean dwellings. troll – In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room [...]
