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  • My girls are dressing as Mr. Obama & Mrs. Obama for Halloween. Believe me when I say with 100% honesty that this was my 2yo’s idea. No, there will not be dark make-up or afro wigs. But there will be two brown babies. Stay tuned for pics this weekend.
  • Is it possible to eat just one mini York Peppermint Pattie at a time?
  • Lately, I’ve been eating way too much for a fat girl to eat.
  • Do this now: Google fat ass girls. Go. Do it now. I’ll wait.
  • Hi! I’m #3! I guess that’s why 9% of my visitors are looking for Lovely Lady Lumpy Butts.
  • I have a serious addiction for all things Presidentially political. My nerves are shot waiting for Tuesday night. I check Daily Kos & Huffington Post 100 times a day and watching Keith Olbermann & Rachel Maddow are mandatory. Guess whom (who?) I’m voting for!
  • Why didn’t anyone tell me earlier that being an aunt is even better easier than being a mom? I get to visit my little man, cuddle on him, smell his head, take his picture, maybe change a diaper, then off I go for a full-night’s sleep. Greatest. Thing. Ever. since my own kids.

Me & Nolan

  1. 1
    Sarah says:

    Hate to break it to you, but you’re the #2 result for “fat ass girls” in my search. *giggles and then hugs her friend*

    Sarah’s last blog post..Thursday Thirteen 21

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    Jeanette
    Twitter:
    says:

    You’re #5 when I google it!! LOL!
    the strange things that people google just astound me!

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    Lynette
    Twitter:
    says:

    Awww… I totally understand with the auntie business. Play with them, love on them, spoil ‘em rotten…then send them home.

    Awesome.

    Lynette’s last blog post..The best weekend ever

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    Lisa
    Twitter:
    says:

    Wooo-hooo, you’re number 2! Way to work it!

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    lceel says:

    The caption could be, “Where is it? Where did it go? I know there’s supposed to be lunch here somewhere … lemme check on this side ..”

    lceel’s last blog post..Something eerie this way comes … again …

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    Hockeyman says:

    Smart boy…

    Hockeyman’s last blog post..It’s Devil’s Night

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    Kim says:

    It is not possible to eat one york peppermint patty.. even if it is the large one.. me luvs those..

    That picture of you and little man is adorable..

    Happy Halloween my friend.. :)

    Kim’s last blog post..Flat Left by a 4 year old..

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    DC Urban Dad says:

    I personally am a fan of milk duds. I cannot each just 1. I must have 4 or 20. Must tape mouth shut.

    DC Urban Dad’s last blog post..Yet another reason why I won’t be father of the year…..

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    MomBabe says:

    #2 now! and yes, other people’s babies are so much easier.

  10. 10

    You don’t really need a clever title when you’ve got a picture of a younger man with his face buried in your…er…chesticular area

    Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..My wife & a whore

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    heh. a nap is a nap? a boob is a boob. awesome pic.

    ms. changes pants while driving’s last blog post..hope

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    Oh my yes!!!! I will tell you…being an Aunt is THE BEST. I have 12 nieces and nephews and zero kids of my own to prove it! ;)

    Love your blog!

    GOBAMA! We did it!!!!!!

    Creature of Habit’s last blog post..New Beginnings All Around.

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