If a blogger posts on a Saturday, does it make a sound?
If a bear shits in the woods, does the blog post still stink?
If a camera flash doesn’t go off, does a vampire still show up on film?
If Oprah leaves television, will life still go on?
If a 4-year-old thinks she’s grown up, does she get to miss the awkward years?
If the world ends in 2012, will my lifetime guarantee still be valid?
If I reach the pinnacle of my dreams, will I know I lived my dream?
If this makes sense, will someone tell me?
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If it doesn’t, do we have to tell you that too?
Does it matter when nothing on the interwebs ever makes sense anyway?
How many lick does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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Yes.
yes, please?
I don’t have any answers, but GIRL…that little one in the stroller. HOLY COW! That’s picturesque attitude! I adore it! That’s the one you blow up to give to her betrothed on the wedding day!
oh, that under-30-pound kid can match attitude-for-attitude with any 12 year old.
Dude. Never, ever post on a Saturday, because NO ONE will read it. Oh, wait…
only the cool people.
Catie has those exact same blue crocs. Or she did, I’m sure she’s outgrown them since last summer. (You know, those of us NOT in Florida have to put our crocs & flip-flops away from October to April.) Also, love the Paul Frank monkey shirt.
Oh wait, sorry, there was a blog post too? I was too distracted by the cute kid.
you’ll be happy to know that pic was from a few months ago, so no, it’s still not shorts weather yet.
i think it comes this week.
The answer to all of the above is yes, except #5. There is no avoiding the awkward.
Oh, and the answer to #4 is an emphatic “hell yeah.”
the more awkward the awkward years, the cuter they come out the other side, right?
at least that’s what my mom told me.
Absolutely. Awkward is the seed of elegance. Awkward builds character, empathy and awareness. Embrace the awkward.
At least that’s what I told my daughter. My mom told me to stop being such a cry baby.
Answers:
1. No. Unless it’s your post.
2. Maybe.
3. Fo Sho
4. It’s unlikely.
5. Go with your gut on this one.
6. Yes. God called and said he would honor it because that’s what Jesus would do.
7. That’s a little too deep for me.
8. It’s on the fence of sense.
jesus was a good dude, but do you really think he would be as forgiving as the ladies behind the customer service counter at walmart? those bitches take back anything.
Dude, your stroller girl is so gonna be a supermodel. Or an actress. She’s got that attitude down pat, and she’s freakin cute to boot. By the way, your blog makes me want to be funnier, and more like you. Basically, your blog makes me want to stalk you and cut my hair like yours…what’s up “single white female”? Except I’m a married white female, with a kid, and now that you know who I am, you’ll never let me rent your extra room. Whatever. Keep it up, you’re incredible!!
i shall add you to my Army of Awesome as soon as it happens.
thank you
my totally random and stupid answer…i like monkeys!
me too! and kangaroos.
Do they have those Disney rickshaws in adult sizes?
oh GOD i wish.
If a blogger posts on a Saturday it’s like a whisper. Doesn’t mean some of us can’t hear it though. I’ve got great ears.
On your 4 year old? Sigh. I think…no. I think the kids who think they are grown at 4, still in my experience believe it at 8. So? I fear for the teen years. Not helpful, I know, but it’s the best I’ve got.
shhhhhh… whispers….
I can stillllll hear you.
your kid is precious.
your post…gave me a headache
too many questions. did you consult with any fortune cookies one of those machines you put a quarter in and it tells you your fortune?
yeah. you should.
i need to get a palm reader.
I would say eight yesses from me and that owl keeps winking at me and is a tad distracting. I love owls by the way which is why I think its fucking with me. (am I allowed to swear here? I am sorry if I am not because I just did) And I just noticed that his talk bubble is throbbing. I should stop now.
i had to come back and see what friggin owl you were talking about.
stupid owl.
and FUCK YEAH you can curse. do whatever the hell you want.
Awesome….I am streaking through your post righ now…just trying to get that owls attention!
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