Dear Clothiers, I need lube to fit into your skinny jeans. Also, an Old Navy coupon.

I’ve told you about awesome Old Navy coupons before, and I’m back, back again… Shady’s back, tell a friend with another $50 off a $100 purchase.

Old Navy has a fancy new app on Facebook to match clothes to your FB friends & family based on their activity. It’s pretty fun, but unfortunately, it had me wearing skinny jeans. It apparently doesn’t take into account my wide load in the back.

Bygones.

From Old Navy: “The Fab-u-lister can find the perfect gift for everyone from Funny Ladies to Fashionistas, from the Guys’ guy to Super Dad! It gives fab gift suggestions for your Facebook friends by checking out their profiles and takes the hassle out of making those pesky shopping lists.  Plus, score a 15% off coupon by Fab-u-listing and printing out your list!”

Fab-u-lator for Old Navy

Go try it out on your Facebook account.

What’d you find in the Fab-u-lister when you tried it? Anything good? Anything funneh? Anything that wouldn’t fit over your fat arse even with an entire bottle of some serious oily lube? Bygones. Again.

The first 3 commenters to let me know what was picked for you on the Fab-u-lister will receive a $50 off $100 coupon good thru December 20th.

No disclosure needed. I gots nothing… I know. Berate me.

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  1. 1
    Amie says:

    Skinny Jeans also. Ha. FAT chance.

    Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
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    you’re a big weiner! you should get your coupon in your email soon.

  2. 2
    Amie says:

    and some ugly slippers…

  3. 3
    amy says:

    jeans. grr

    Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
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    you’re a big wiener! check your email for your coupon.

  4. 4
    Mary
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    It says my husband would love a t-shirt. HOW DOES IT DO IT?! Must be magical. If it had gone on to predict that I prefer an entire wardrobe of pajama pants I would be sleeping with one eye open tonight.. just in case “they” were watching.
    Mary´s last blog ..Bloggy Holiday Card Exchange My ComLuv Profile

    Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
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    word.

    check your email for your coupon code today.

  5. 5
    fidget says:

    damn I was too slow

    It did recommend some pretty sweet stripe-y slippers, which I am sorely tempted to buy
    fidget´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday: Rockin’ the ‘hawk My ComLuv Profile

    Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
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    and you’d be totally hot in those slippers.

  6. 6
    Meredith says:

    Aghh…too much fun and didn’t make it. Oh well…said I needed a purse dog…hahahahaha. That would drive me crazy some other little thing to take care of. Did laugh that it called my husband preppy because he is…and definitely would wear all of the things they suggested…maybe I should swing by Old Navy tomorrow!!!

    Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
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    purse dog. what every woman needs.

  7. 7
    rachel says:

    shiny t-shirts, a belt and aspirin for a late night out.

  8. 8
    Sis-in-law says:

    DUDE! How do i get one of those coupons??? I need baby clothes!

  9. 9

    um, the header of this is freaking hysterical.

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