Dear Hotness,

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on November 13, 2008

in Farts and Other Stuff

No, not you.

Though you are looking pretty fly these days. Did you start working out? Change your hair? Are you pregnant?!?

I’m talking to you, Mother Nature. But I’m thinking we need to change your name to Motherfucker Nature. I’m about to go all bitchy and call Al Gore on your ass.

Mama’s hot these days, and not in a good way.

Get the message, MF Nature. It’s November. NO-FUCKING-VEMBER.

88F outside is not cool.

I bought new jeans for you.

I’m not shaving my legs because of you. I’m supposed to start my Jeans-Only wardrobe from now until March. But noooo… you had to go and raise up your hotness today to nearly 90F.

I’ll start loving you again on Sunday when your highs are in the 60s.

You damn well better not rain on my food festival on Saturday, cause Mama’s gotta get her food on.

kthxbai,

Me, The Other White-Legged Meat


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1 Sarah November 14, 2008 at 12:03 am

What I would GIVE for 90 degrees right now. Seriously, all of Oregon would give angel tears for 75 right now. Let’s average our temperatures and be happy!

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2 OHmommy November 14, 2008 at 12:21 am

That’s it. I am moving in.

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3 MamaWise November 14, 2008 at 12:24 am

What I wouldn’t do for hotness right now! I miss Florida!

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4 Colleen - Mommy Always Wins November 14, 2008 at 1:52 am

Oy. It was strangely warm here today, too. I fought the kids to get winter hats on and then – bam – its like 50! (I know, heat wave, right?)

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5 Parker November 14, 2008 at 2:08 am

I would love hot weather right now. We had an unusually warm day today, around 65 degrees, and I was still cold! Yes, I’m one of those people who keep small electric heaters out year round and I ALWAYS have a jacket in my car.

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6 Jenty November 14, 2008 at 6:05 am

Hehe, and here I am moaning that this week has been coldish and it’s supposed to be summer here!

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7 lceel November 14, 2008 at 9:21 am

I saw the title to this post and I was sure you were going to be talking to yourself.

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8 Kim November 14, 2008 at 10:16 am

Now really.. you are just mean. brrrrrr to my 50′s.

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9 Miss Britt November 14, 2008 at 11:07 am

Dear Mother Nature,

Don’t listen to her. Warm weather is AWESOME. It’s what makes us better than the rest of the country.

XO,

A Northern Transplant

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10 Tara R. November 14, 2008 at 11:37 am

I’m so with you on this. It’s still friggin’ hot in north Florida too. I’m ready for fall, winter, anything other than summer.

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11 Xbox4NappyRash November 14, 2008 at 1:23 pm

That has to be the mother of all whinges…

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12 Sky November 14, 2008 at 3:18 pm

I bought new sweaters and it was a warm 70 degrees. I was cussing Mother F*ing Nature too!

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13 Hilly November 14, 2008 at 3:41 pm

Your weather and mine are very similar. Except you all have that humidity that almost drove me to drink last month! But man, I would kill for some rain or an overcast day or something!

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14 Ashley November 14, 2008 at 7:32 pm

Hmm…I think you should just turn the AC on blast and put your jeans on and pretend. Because, when it snows this Saturday here in KY, I might just turn my heat up and pretend I’m on a nude beach. Or something.

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15 Sophie,Inzaburbs November 14, 2008 at 9:16 pm

I wish Mother Nature would behave too.

I could handle 60 or 90 degrees. But 60 in the morning and 80 in the afternoon? Upsets all my plans.

I just posted about (not) shaving my legs … and it wasn’t pretty.

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16 Red Lotus Mama November 14, 2008 at 9:34 pm

I second that … she is been screwing with our weather here too. I was getting all cozy in my blankets, pulling out the sweaters, schedule the G&E guy to come out and service my heater … but NOOOOOOOOOOOO. She decided we needed another warm up. Ugh. Where is winter????

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17 EduFunToys November 14, 2008 at 9:57 pm

Well…I’m going to be “gray” here…I don’t like hot or cold weather. Though I will say I appreciate spring and summer to a greater degree with our windy and frigid Chicago winters!

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18 FratBoy November 14, 2008 at 11:37 pm

Not shaving your legs? Your laziness knows no bounds…

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19 Disney Lovin Mom November 26, 2008 at 4:49 pm

Wow, nice. I am coming to Orlando next month and I WANT it to be nice and warm. Sorry its keeping you in your summer threads though :)

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