Dear JerkWad FatAss Redneck,

Yeah, you with the jeans shorty shorts up to your pancake boobs sporting camel toe.

Would you mind giving me a minimum of a three-second warning the next time you’re going to let your ten-year-old kid light fire crackers ten feet from my kids?

Is is a hard concept to understand the close proximity to my little kids that you have your kid lighting fire crackers with your cigarette?

I didn’t think so considering you let your jeans shorty shorts ride up your clam all fucking day and let your ten-year-old kid light fire crackers with your cigarette.

Love,

Me

P.S. I think you need to clean up “down there.”

  1. 1
    perpstu says:

    Oh good Lord! Some people are just too tacky for the real world. Thanks for the giggle tonight!

  2. 2
    Huckdoll says:

    I swear, only in America…

    Huckdoll’s last blog post..Disconnected to Connect

  3. 3
    MomBabe says:

    WHAT? That’s just so wrong in so many ways.

  4. 4
    Mr Lady says:

    Excellent.

    Mr Lady’s last blog post..Happy Fuck the Queen Day

  5. 5
    Sarah says:

    Sounds like you were around where I grew up!

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  6. 6
    Hockeyman says:

    If only you could have seen it….yick

    Hockeyman’s last blog post..A Letter To My Birthday Girl

  7. 7
    Tonya says:

    This could only happen to you because nobody else could blog about it like you can. What you need is a blog card to hand out to all potential blogees. This way they can read about what a jerk-ass they were.

    Tonya’s last blog post..A FAREWELL, SWIMMING & A CUTE KID

  8. 8
    Maria
    Twitter:
    says:

    *shakes fist at the nasty bitch*

    Maria’s last blog post..Suck it Up: Real Men Don’t Cry

  9. 9
    Kelley
    Twitter:
    says:

    Sounds like my neighbour. But we call ‘em ferals in these parts…

    Oh and you would have to add that the kid had tried snot over his face, barefoot with an inch of caked dirt and the father is riding a childs motorbike up and down the street.

    Thank God for feral Rednecks. I feel so superior!

    Kelley’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday on Thursday. With words…

  10. 10
    Karen MEG says:

    That was too funny! Scary, but funny!

    Karen MEG’s last blog post..Haiku Friday – Family Vacay

  11. 11
    Chuck says:

    Priceless. We must have run into her ex tonight cause some jackass pulled the same dumbass stunt near our kids tonight. Minus the camel toe. Fucking idiots!

    Chuck’s last blog post..Those things that shape you

  12. 12

    Sounds like it’s time for a homicide. Anyone? Anyone?

    Sarcastic Mom’s last blog post..Sparkle On!

  13. 13
    Zoeyjane
    Twitter:
    says:

    and this just makes me think of that nic cage movie, weatherman, and how his daughter was called camel toe cuz she was tough, like a camel’s toes must be from walking in the deserve all the time.

    Zoeyjane’s last blog post..What I See

  14. 14
    Ashley says:

    Dear You,

    I thought you liked my jean shorty shorts?

    Love,

    Me

    Ashley’s last blog post..Reminders?

  15. 15

    Camels have feelings too you know…

    Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..As I sit in a pool of my own estrogen

  16. 16
    Tara R.
    Twitter:
    says:

    Boggy is as boggy does… what a wench!

    Tara R.’s last blog post..Picture this

  17. 17
    cajunvegan says:

    You can’t fix stupid, but you sure can make fun of it.

    cajunvegan’s last blog post..Snips And Snails And Monkey Boy Tales

  18. 18
    Laura says:

    Hey, did you run into my nephew’s new bride?

    Laura’s last blog post..Crab, crab, crabby.

  19. 19
    Colleen
    Twitter:
    says:

    I think we were sitting on the other side of this family! Seriously, the kids we were next to were so nasty and the Mom so loud and crass, my 3yo turned to me and says, “That’s a sassy family, Mama.” Not just the kids – the entire family!!!

    Colleen’s last blog post..Photo Hunt – Pointed

  20. 20
    Miss says:

    I lit a firework with my cig last night… but at least I didn’t hand my cig to my kid. I just gave him the lighter.

    Miss’s last blog post..Cluster*bleep*

  21. 21

    Some people should just eat their young, before they can reproduce, I swear.

    Half-Past Kissin’ Time’s last blog post..It’s That Time of Year

  22. 22
    Sunshine says:

    I’m wondering if you are available to rent for parties. Love it!

    Sunshine’s last blog post..Commenters Rule!

  23. 23
    Annie says:

    Um, holy shit. I would have kicked some redneck ass. That’s just wrong on so many levels.

    Annie’s last blog post..Weekly Winners, 7/6/08

  24. 24
    Dawn says:

    I bet you’d love me in those shorts.

    Dawn’s last blog post..Weekly Winners

  25. 25
    Kat says:

    OMG!! I just wet myself….

    Kat’s last blog post..photohunt 117: pointed

  26. 26
    fosterchic says:

    Say it isn’t so.

  27. 27
    Kim says:

    People are just dumb.

    Kim’s last blog post..Weekly Winners June 30 – July 6

  28. 28
    Autumn says:

    LMAO. Just wandered over from Huckdoll, and this post has me cracking up! We all know a woman just like the one you’re talking about-and yes, they do need to clean up “down there”. And quite possibly send their children to be raised by wolves… they’d do a better job!

    Autumn’s last blog post..Hangin In, Hangin Out, Hangin On……

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