July 4th, 2008

Dear JerkWad FatAss Redneck,

Yeah, you with the jeans shorty shorts up to your pancake boobs sporting camel toe.

Would you mind giving me a minimum of a three-second warning the next time you’re going to let your ten-year-old kid light fire crackers ten feet from my kids?

Is is a hard concept to understand the close proximity to my little kids that you have your kid lighting fire crackers with your cigarette?

I didn’t think so considering you let your jeans shorty shorts ride up your clam all fucking day and let your ten-year-old kid light fire crackers with your cigarette.

Love,

Me

P.S. I think you need to clean up “down there.”