Yeah, you with the jeans shorty shorts up to your pancake boobs sporting camel toe.
Would you mind giving me a minimum of a three-second warning the next time you’re going to let your ten-year-old kid light fire crackers ten feet from my kids?
Is is a hard concept to understand the close proximity to my little kids that you have your kid lighting fire crackers with your cigarette?
I didn’t think so considering you let your jeans shorty shorts ride up your clam all fucking day and let your ten-year-old kid light fire crackers with your cigarette.
Love,
Me
P.S. I think you need to clean up “down there.”
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Oh good Lord! Some people are just too tacky for the real world. Thanks for the giggle tonight!
I swear, only in America…
Huckdoll’s last blog post..Disconnected to Connect
WHAT? That’s just so wrong in so many ways.
Excellent.
Mr Lady’s last blog post..Happy Fuck the Queen Day
Sounds like you were around where I grew up!
Sarah’s last blog post..Happy 4th of July!
If only you could have seen it….yick
Hockeyman’s last blog post..A Letter To My Birthday Girl
This could only happen to you because nobody else could blog about it like you can. What you need is a blog card to hand out to all potential blogees. This way they can read about what a jerk-ass they were.
Tonya’s last blog post..A FAREWELL, SWIMMING & A CUTE KID
*shakes fist at the nasty bitch*
Maria’s last blog post..Suck it Up: Real Men Don’t Cry
Sounds like my neighbour. But we call ‘em ferals in these parts…
Oh and you would have to add that the kid had tried snot over his face, barefoot with an inch of caked dirt and the father is riding a childs motorbike up and down the street.
Thank God for feral Rednecks. I feel so superior!
Kelley’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday on Thursday. With words…
That was too funny! Scary, but funny!
Karen MEG’s last blog post..Haiku Friday – Family Vacay
Priceless. We must have run into her ex tonight cause some jackass pulled the same dumbass stunt near our kids tonight. Minus the camel toe. Fucking idiots!
Chuck’s last blog post..Those things that shape you
Sounds like it’s time for a homicide. Anyone? Anyone?
Sarcastic Mom’s last blog post..Sparkle On!
and this just makes me think of that nic cage movie, weatherman, and how his daughter was called camel toe cuz she was tough, like a camel’s toes must be from walking in the deserve all the time.
Zoeyjane’s last blog post..What I See
Dear You,
I thought you liked my jean shorty shorts?
Love,
Me
Ashley’s last blog post..Reminders?
Camels have feelings too you know…
Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..As I sit in a pool of my own estrogen
Boggy is as boggy does… what a wench!
Tara R.’s last blog post..Picture this
You can’t fix stupid, but you sure can make fun of it.
cajunvegan’s last blog post..Snips And Snails And Monkey Boy Tales
Hey, did you run into my nephew’s new bride?
Laura’s last blog post..Crab, crab, crabby.
I think we were sitting on the other side of this family! Seriously, the kids we were next to were so nasty and the Mom so loud and crass, my 3yo turned to me and says, “That’s a sassy family, Mama.” Not just the kids – the entire family!!!
Colleen’s last blog post..Photo Hunt – Pointed
I lit a firework with my cig last night… but at least I didn’t hand my cig to my kid. I just gave him the lighter.
Miss’s last blog post..Cluster*bleep*
Some people should just eat their young, before they can reproduce, I swear.
Half-Past Kissin’ Time’s last blog post..It’s That Time of Year
I’m wondering if you are available to rent for parties. Love it!
Sunshine’s last blog post..Commenters Rule!
Um, holy shit. I would have kicked some redneck ass. That’s just wrong on so many levels.
Annie’s last blog post..Weekly Winners, 7/6/08
I bet you’d love me in those shorts.
Dawn’s last blog post..Weekly Winners
OMG!! I just wet myself….
Kat’s last blog post..photohunt 117: pointed
Say it isn’t so.
People are just dumb.
Kim’s last blog post..Weekly Winners June 30 – July 6
LMAO. Just wandered over from Huckdoll, and this post has me cracking up! We all know a woman just like the one you’re talking about-and yes, they do need to clean up “down there”. And quite possibly send their children to be raised by wolves… they’d do a better job!
Autumn’s last blog post..Hangin In, Hangin Out, Hangin On……