I don’t think my thighs, stomach, and all over well-being can take it anymore.
You seem to knock on my brain door more times during the day than I twit. (and lately, my twittering is outofcontrol – see: Plurk addiction, early summer ’08)
I don’t understand you. You drive my every thought, my every turn of my steering wheel into the cupcake store parking lot, my choices in what to eat for dinner. Cupcakes count as dinner, right?
Something has to change.
It’s my urges vs. my willpower.
And damn, that willpower is the suck.
Love & kisses,
The Fat One Sitting Idle for Hours Dreaming of a Red Velvet Cupcake
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Cupcakes…..YUCK!
Hockeyman’s last blog post..All in All
Oh man. Me, too.
lceel’s last blog post..Thursday Thirteen
mmm red velvet cupcakes
ashley’s last blog post..I don’t DO politics?
I have never had a red velvet cupcake.. and I hope not to.. all I have been eating lately is cookies and flipping candy.. ugh.
Kim’s last blog post..As you blow out your candles I will count my blessings
I get mastication urges too, oh, no wait…
Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..Notes from a post surgical desert
I actually know where you can get a great red velvet cupcakes.. Oh wait, you’re trying to quit.
My bad.
Heather’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday
I’ve never had red velvet. I talk myself out of trying it all the time because I don’t like the feeling of velvet/velveteen/velour … so I link them together. How ridiculous is that? LOL
After seeing the weight loss from this danged flu, I’m committing myself to watching what I put into my body to keep the number at this level healthfully.
But now? I want a Wendy’s cheeseburger.
Sarah’s last blog post..Bored yet?
So what do we do?
I just found out I’m diabetic and I need to lose 71 lbs to get back down to a healthy BMI. But I cannot give up my fried food.
What do we do Angie?
WHAT DO WE DO?????????????
Maria’s last blog post..And tears stream down my face…
Hold on a minute – ‘dreaming of a red velvet cupcake…’
Just ONE? I think that shows admirable self-restraint and self-discipline. Okay, so when that gets old and you’re ready to dream in multiples, you give me a call…I’ll meet you at the cupcake shop.
michellany’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday, 11.5.08: Yes, WE CAN
pass the chocolate cupcakes with chocolate frosting and sprinkles, I’ll be good. Never liked red velvet.
Jennifer A’s last blog post..For my 200th post, I’ll debate a controversial topic.
I don’t care for cupcakes.
But I have never met a donut that I didn’t like.
Nor bacon.
Or anything dipped in grease.
Kelley’s last blog post..The therapy cupboard
WHAT??! There’s a CUPCAKE SHOP??! I didn’t get the memo.
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