The last 8 months have been the hardest of my life. You can suckit if you don’t like that I’m being cryptic.
The next 8 months will be the antithesis of the last 8. Mr Sir and I have made up our minds to actually do stuff other than roaming Target for funsies. Cause I can only look at random kids’ books, coloring books, movies, & toys so many times before my skin turns a bright shade of fluorescent yellow.
Actual stuff. With actual people. And maybe we’ll even drive more than 15 minutes to get there.
Woah.
* We are attending 2 weddings in April. One of the weddings being my sister-in-law‘s wedding in which Mr Sir will be walking his sister down the aisle. The other one is Mr Sir’s cousin’s wedding on the beach. Both weddings I need a dress for. Me & dresses don’t mix. Dear, Jeebus, Help me find a purty dress that doesn’t make me look pregnant. I know it’s hard, but just this one time, please let the fashion gods reign down over me. Twice. Loves, Me
* My baby turns 5 in July. FIVE. She starts Kindergarten in August. KINDERGARTEN. In the words of Rachel Zoe: I die. Bananas.
* I’m going on a Disney cruise with my mom and my girls in May. suckit
* Mr Sir and I WILL HAVE a weekend alone. This must be done. Dunno when or where or how but it will be done.
* I’m going to BlogHer in July. Must buy my plane tix. I will be rubbin up HARD on some lots of lovely ladies and greeting cordially some mens. Will you be one?
It seemed like a lot more activities in my wee brain, but I’m sure we’ll be doing more like seeing real live manatees in real live springs, shopping at a Farmer’s Market, and having a photo shoot of my girls on the beach.
While we dance through the next 8 months, we’ll be nomming on a ridiculous amount of honey from a straw.
And the whole time, I’ll have my arm around Mr Sir’s waist while he grabs my ass.
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Lucky both your weddings just require a dress! I’m going to Sikh wedding soon, and none of the usual cocktail dresses will suffice! Bare arms, shoulders, and legs are out of the question, as is showing a strand of hair! I’m terrified of wearing something that will be culturally insensitive!
If you’re not into dresses or skirts, at the last wedding I went to a few of the girls wore dress suits. Maybe you could rock that??
@Elly, i cannot even IMAGINE having to shop for a Sikh wedding. wouldn’t even know WHERE to shop.
I too am against the whole dress thing!! I wore one for my wedding, end of story!! Suit are more my style!
Sounds like you have a ton of fun stuff planned!!! You will LOVE LOVE LOVE the Disney Cruise!!! Best cruise of my life!!!
Hope you have an amazing next 8 months!!! Ass grabbing and all!
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@Amy, will be my 3rd cruise (1st Disney) and we’re all super psyched!
You mean you’re not going to rub up hard on me at BlogHer?
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@Avitable, i will rub up on you so hard you’ll turn into a woman.
Sweet. Will see you at BlogHer. Promise to rub nice?
@Colleen – Mommy Always Wins, if by ‘nice’ you mean ‘hard.’
I would certainly love to be one of the men you cordially greet this coming July. I will be available for cordial greeting – and, for those that are willing, some major hugging – because I am all about the hugs, ya know?
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@lceel, or rubbin’ – whatever you like
the weekend away sounds sooooo good. economy be damned i gotta make that happen for my wife and i sometime soon!
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@PG, even if it’s just a night with the grandparents watching – we WILL go away!
wait, what? You mean you’re like, actually going to go on an actual date with your husband? I thought once you had kids that was against the law.
@MomBabe, we do a lot of group dates with friends, but hardly alone – might be nice
No, no I won’t be one.
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Kindergarten!? You were what, 12 when she was born?! I cannot wait until July when i can witness the awesomeness of you in person.
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@Tara R., JULY? did you forget we’re coming up there in 3 weeks?
you have a lovely life, you know?
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@flutter, it’s funny how I have to remind myself of that
yay…blogher. i won’t even be offended if you rub up against me!!
my hubby and i…haven’t been on a vacation together in 6…6 years!!! we were just talking about how we need even just a weekend alone. sigh. maybe someday…like, in my golden years.