Don’t lie to me and tell me you don’t want nerdy kids ’cause you totally do

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You know you want your kids to grow up to be nerds. Don’t tell me differently. Nerds have all the cash. It’s much easier to be a nerd and make monies than it is to be a sports superstar and rake in the cash. Plus, when your kid makes it as a sports superstar, then eventually is outed as a serial cheater, TMZ will hunt you down as you leave El Pollo Loco with bags of chicken and beans. And really, you’re not looking your best when TMZ finds you with bags of chicken and beans. Just ask Grandma Woods.

I digress.

You want your kids to be nerds. Geeks. Techies.

Start them off young with the VTech V.Smile. Let them spend their every-waking hour glued to a hand-held gaming device. It worked for my husband. He’s a major dork nerd. He makes the monies.

VTech sent me a V.Smile Cyber Pocket for my 3-year-old to play with. I won’t lie. My kids have pretty much all of the hand-held gaming devices available in the modern world. We are raising nerds. On purpose.

My 3-year-old loves the V.Smile. It’s her very own nearly-indestructible nerd creator. We already had the VTech V.Motion thanks to last year’s Christmas, so we had a few games on hand. Luckily, the games made for the V.Motion will work with the Cyber Pocket, just without the motion aspects. No loss there because the Cyber Pocket goes anywhere.

The Cyber Pocket is available on Amazon right now for only $29.99, and you can totally still get it in time for Christmas. I was able to get games at Toys R Us a few weeks ago for $9.99, and I recently saw them on sale at Target for the same price.

So really, it’s much cheaper than sending your kid to Harvard preschool. Just work out their nerd brain with the Cyber Pocket.

You want little nerd kids, don’t you? DON’T YOU? Don’t you dare lie to me. I’ll have my 5-year-old evaluate your lying facial ticks like that British guy on Lie to Me. She’s totally smarter than he is.

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Disclosure: I was sent a VTech V.Smile Cyber Pocket in exchange for telling you about the product. I like it. My kids like it. I wouldn’t have told you about it had we not liked it. Cause that’s how I roll.