Every Once In A While, I Make Good Decisions

I’m taking this opportunity of mental clarity to congratulate myself.

Last night while lying in what I thought was a state of unsleepiness, I didn’t get out of bed and vomit all of my feelings onto the internet.

I KNOW.

In that purgatory land between Awake and Sleep, my tired brain thought that Sleep would not come. As this happens rarely, my first thought was to get up and take a few of my Vitamin K sleepytime pills to gently lull me into night-night. But that thought was immediately followed by the not-so-nice thoughts of jealousy, hurt, anxiety, anger, conflict, and more jealousy.

I had the urge to get out of bed and spill my jealousy guts onto you, the great wide internet.

But I didn’t.

Instead, I fell asleep about 10-and-a-half seconds later.

Thank GOD and Oprah.

When I woke up this morning, I pretty much smiled at my own laziness and sleepiness for NOT getting out of bed in my woe-is-me emotional state. I would have likely embarrassed myself with rantings, leaving a trail of morning-after WTFness.

Good on me.

But bad for you guys because you didn’t get to read my vomitous emo whinings. Maybe next time!