February 1st, 2008

Farts and Other Stuff, Part 1

I’m giving props to one of my favorite blogs, i am bossy and I’m stalking her to force, no, make her my friend, and borrowing her “little known facts” section of her blog. I’m not as fancy-pants as her blog is, but I’ll get there someday. So, as a tribute to bossy, I’m starting “You Didn’t Really Want to Know This, but Now You’re Stuck Reading” or “YoDiReWaKnThNoYoStRe.” That’s a bit long, so how I’ll re-name it, “Farts and Other Stuff.”

*Around MessyHouse, when a fart is released, it is always answered in the form of a question: “What?”

*HockeyMan belches in word-form: “BUUUUUURRRRRP”

*I have webbed toes - makes me swim faster. It’s not geeeroooossssss, but some people get weirded out by them. I can still wear sandals and most people don’t notice. Unless their my closest friends, and then they just refer to me as “freak.”

*I know all of the words to Def Leppard’s Pour Some Sugar On Me. I’m a product of the early 90s.

*I believe that the album Ten by Pearl Jam is, and always will be, the greatest album in its entirety. DO NOT CHALLENGE ME ON THIS, or you will be blacklisted. I’m not sure how, but don’t test me.

*I can test HockeyMan’s 80s Hair Band knowledge by tuning to Sirius channel 23 (Hair Nation), and he can guess the band with 90% accuracy.

*My husband is David Beckham. Do NOT tell me otherwise.

It’s a freak show at MessyHouse. More freakishness will follow.