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1 Miss Grace March 13, 2010 at 2:14 am

I hate all shorts. Unilaterally.
.-= Miss Grace´s last blog ..Friday! Whee! =-.

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2 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 14, 2010 at 8:01 pm

i’m cool with culotts.

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3 Corrin March 13, 2010 at 10:41 am

I’m convinced no one looks good in shorts, especially me, but if they are a necessity, they should be knee length. For reals.

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4 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 14, 2010 at 8:01 pm

for reals

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5 goolieman March 13, 2010 at 11:21 am

Looking outside at the New Jersey weather, will there EVER be a time that I can wear these regulation longer than they are wide shorts?
.-= goolieman´s last blog ..Friends in all the right places =-.

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6 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 14, 2010 at 8:02 pm

magic 8 ball says….. yes.

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7 Two Makes Four March 13, 2010 at 12:17 pm

Jesus, I couldn’t agree more. It’s next to impossible to find cute, flattering shorts that make it comfortably past the inner thigh pudge. You’re either stuck with pleated basketball shorts or daisy dukes. I hate clothing manufacturers.
.-= Two Makes Four´s last blog ..Wean Me, Seymour =-.

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8 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 14, 2010 at 8:02 pm

i’m not jesus.

;)

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9 Tara R. March 13, 2010 at 1:49 pm

We need that extra bit of fabric to keep our thighs from smacking together… a terrible sound.
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10 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 14, 2010 at 8:03 pm

WHAP! biddabiddabidda..

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11 hello haha narf March 13, 2010 at 7:10 pm

i just don’t care what i wear. if someone doesn’t like my fat ass in shorts, look the other way. or make fun of me. i don’t care. i just hate being fucking hot.
.-= hello haha narf´s last blog ..What is So Wrong About a Little Sparkle =-.

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12 hello haha narf March 13, 2010 at 7:16 pm

p.s. i didn’t mean that comment to be nasty, although when i read it after i published it i can totally see where some folks might think that. sorry if it came off shitty.
xoxo
.-= hello haha narf´s last blog ..What is So Wrong About a Little Sparkle =-.

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13 sam {temptingmama} March 14, 2010 at 10:10 am

You’re right. It does sound rather douchey. ROFL! But I know you so I LOLz.
.-= sam {temptingmama}´s last blog ..More Home Makeover. Otherwise known as: Operation Save My Sanity =-.

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14 hello haha narf March 14, 2010 at 10:19 am

I was over at your place, commenting on your paint job, and you are over here giving me crap. oh how i love you!
:D
.-= hello haha narf´s last blog ..What is So Wrong About a Little Sparkle =-.

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15 sam {temptingmama} March 14, 2010 at 10:20 am

Bwahahahaha! I couldn’t have timed that better, could I?
.-= sam {temptingmama}´s last blog ..More Home Makeover. Otherwise known as: Operation Save My Sanity =-.

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16 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 14, 2010 at 10:24 am

somehow, i read that as “where some WHITE folks might think that” and i wondered why just the WHITE folks.

then i went back and re-read.

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17 mommabird2345 March 13, 2010 at 11:17 pm

I agree with you 100%.

My favorite part:
“And who are they joking with this picture of the shorts with a space between the legs? No woman who is a size 14 or up has any space between her thighs.”

Haha, I love it! :)

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18 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 14, 2010 at 8:03 pm

it’s so true tho.

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19 melissa March 14, 2010 at 12:21 am

i stay away from shorts. and this summer, i’m thinking i’m not going near capris either. or bathing suits. probably the best bet, for me at least…moo moos.
sigh
.-= melissa´s last blog ..Neanderthals, Poker And Blow Jobs =-.

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20 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 14, 2010 at 8:12 pm

i was told that if i ever wore a muumuu, i’d be served with divorce papers. as i get fatter, it’s looking a little better to wear muumuus than be married.

;)

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21 Kelley @ Magnetoboldtoo March 14, 2010 at 5:48 am

nasty. Just nasty.

Like back boob sticking out of tiny spaghetti strap shirts.

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22 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 14, 2010 at 8:12 pm

were you standing behind me at walmart?

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23 Mrs. Call Me Crazy March 14, 2010 at 8:38 am

I’m planning to wear Daisy Dukes the first time I meet you at Blogher10. My legs do not have a space in between them. And I have massive amounts of cellulite. I hope you enjoy it. T

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24 Mrs. Call Me Crazy March 14, 2010 at 8:38 am

I’m planning to wear Daisy Dukes the first time I meet you at Blogher10. My legs do not have a space in between them. And I have massive amounts of cellulite. I may look like a chick in a cheaply done rap video. I hope you enjoy it.

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25 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 14, 2010 at 8:13 pm

hoorah for cheese thighs!

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26 sam {temptingmama} March 14, 2010 at 10:13 am

I never wear shorts. Even when I was thin I didn’t because I am an albino shade of white. Translucent, even.

Now that I am a fattie. I will never be seen in shorts, unless you’re at my house and they WILL be – at the shortest – mid-thigh.
.-= sam {temptingmama}´s last blog ..More Home Makeover. Otherwise known as: Operation Save My Sanity =-.

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27 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 14, 2010 at 10:25 am

i have clear skin where “clear” means “translucent.”

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28 Smart Bear March 14, 2010 at 12:08 pm

ROFL…or you can be like me and never wear shorts for the past 8 years! I wear skirts and dresses, but no shorts. You give me my daily laugh girl…

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29 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 14, 2010 at 8:14 pm

i tried skirts last summer, but i was so worried about the wind flipping it up and revealing my granny panties.

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30 The Bastard March 14, 2010 at 1:51 pm

Hahahahaha…that was awesome.
.-= The Bastard´s last blog ..Hamster Pubes =-.

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31 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 14, 2010 at 8:15 pm

thanks :)

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32 Karen MEG March 14, 2010 at 2:57 pm

Ass snacking on denim, OMG, that had me laughing out loud.
.-= Karen MEG´s last blog ..Weekly Winners – Paradise =-.

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33 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 14, 2010 at 8:16 pm

*taking a bow*

thanks :)

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34 AmazingGreis March 15, 2010 at 10:16 am

In the name of Baby Jeebus & Oprah, AMEN!!!
.-= AmazingGreis´s last blog ..Weekly Winners – March 7 – 13… =-.

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