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1 Avitable March 31, 2008 at 7:05 am

This is why I usually just go naked.

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2 MommyTime March 31, 2008 at 9:07 am

This is completely hilarious! (And I totally agree.) Do you know Absolutely Bananas and her Make Me Laugh Monday deal? You should go and add a link to this. It’s the funniest thing I’ve read all day. (www.absolutelybananas.com)

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3 MamaFlo March 31, 2008 at 9:24 am

Such a truthful laugh on a Monday morning – thank you!

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4 Little Miss Sunshine State March 31, 2008 at 10:09 am

I swear I’ve seen a few fat asses in shorts with a 3 inch inseam. I’m guessing they were at least a size 4X.
You could see ass cheeks bulging out from beneath.

One was actually wearing a halter top and 6 inch heels.
Damn, where’s my camera when I need it!

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5 justmylife March 31, 2008 at 10:59 am

Thank you for my Monday morning, uh, afternoon laugh!

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6 Colleen March 31, 2008 at 12:00 pm

A-freakin’-men!!! Oh, and I’m stealing the “for the love of Jesus and Oprah” bit. Love that.

Little Miss Sunshine State – you would LOVE Summerfest up here in Milwaukee. We seem to have a lot of those people in these parts, and when the weather finally gets warm – LOOK OUT WORLD, MAMA’S wearin’ her shortie shorts and it makes for some excellent people watchin’!

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7 Skittles March 31, 2008 at 12:37 pm

That was freakin’ hilarious!!!! I am a lumpy lady, too 🙂

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8 Xbox4NappyRash March 31, 2008 at 1:10 pm

I’m sorry but your use of the word ‘arse’ disturbs me greatly.

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9 Joe March 31, 2008 at 2:08 pm

Perhaps the Muslims are onto something? I can’t stand the whole short shorts thang or the ass hanging out thang with the guys wearing the loose jeans. Funny stuff!

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10 We are THAT family March 31, 2008 at 2:30 pm

You are Hilarious! LOVED it and I completely agree.

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11 Carolyn B. March 31, 2008 at 3:55 pm

*snickering* High-five on the idea and the execution of this post! A four-inch inseam on my own solid foundation would be called, “What’s that fabric rolled up in your fanny?”

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12 bananas March 31, 2008 at 5:45 pm

Oh man you are SOOOO right. Off to discard of several pairs of shorts… ehem…

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13 amanda March 31, 2008 at 6:29 pm

you make me laugh, always. Love the accompanying picture!

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14 Lisa March 31, 2008 at 6:39 pm

Oh my goodness, FUNNY! All I have to say is thank God for capri pants!!

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15 alex March 31, 2008 at 6:50 pm

Don’t know if you can have thighs that don’t touch after a size 8…I’ve been a girl of curves since 12 and just know that me and shorts are not a good fit…and I’m okay with that.

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16 funJenny March 31, 2008 at 10:21 pm

Hello?! My fat ass loves bermuda…shorts that is!

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17 forbrugslån April 1, 2008 at 9:23 am

You rock! What you have said is funny but so true that is why I keep on telling my mother and my sister to avoid wearing these kinds of shorts which really lack in length! And for me, women wearing longer shorts that are not too tight are fresher 🙂

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18 VDog April 1, 2008 at 12:31 pm

OMFG, gurl. THIS was hilarious. And spot on.

Spread the word!! Shorts are EEEEVIILLL!!

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19 Light April 1, 2008 at 6:58 pm

sooo good! I wish they made shorts longer at places like Old Navy!!

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20 Buddysnuddys April 1, 2008 at 8:49 pm

I so agree! All hail capri pants.

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21 Angela April 2, 2008 at 2:29 pm

“Sorry, ladies, but wearing these shorts will only allow your ass to have a snack on some denim.”

OMG!!! My husband says my *Woo Hoo* must have eaten my shorts when I wear shorter, knit shorts to sleep in. SLEEP I say…me no showy the thighs in public places.

I have always had a problem with stores like CATO that try to sell us voluptuous women slinky spaghetti strap belly tops with daisy dukes to match. Why the hell would they even make such apparel above a size 10???!!?!

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22 Greg July 17, 2008 at 12:18 am

Women with fat shapely asses are so sexy…don’t listen to the media and magazines… a full figured shapely woman is incredibly sexy!!!
Greg (an atletic, built healthy man)

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