This is my first Flashback Friday, so I don’t know what to link to or what meme to credit, so if you know, lemme know. I do know Mamma Loves… is a participant. That’s about it. I suck. Maybe it’s not even a real meme. If not, I’ll take this post out of the “meme” category. Can I do that? Guess I’ll find out.
I sure am writing a lot of crap to get to the Flashback. I decided to use the Laminated List post for two three reasons:
a) Hello? Hot men.
b) Jim Halpert – I just finished watching The Office, and if the mucky mucks at NBC decide to break up Jam/Pim, I will seriously boycott. BOY. FUCKING. COTT. Jam/Pim make me happy. I live vicariously through their witty romantic flirty banter. The writers are SO good on that show that they don’t overwhelm their loyal readers with blahblahblah about sissy girlie crap and their relationship.
3) I had a lot of Bloggies posting their own Laminated Lists, so if you’re reading this, DO ONE. I don’t believe in tagging, just threat of shame.
I digress – The Laminated List post:
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In case you live in the dark didn’t watch Friends, a Laminated List is the top 5 people that, if they showed up on your doorstep, you could *ahem* GET WITH and your spouse/spousal equivalent would have to step out of the way. Because this is MY list and MY blog, I’m expanding my Laminated List to 10.
Do you think any of them have a thing for overweight, married moms? If so, I’m ready and waiting. Give me a call.
Agree? Disagree? Who’s on your list? Let me know. Just don’t take one of mine away. My list is laminated, though I do reserve the right to add to the list at any time.
In NO particular order (I wouldn’t want to make any of them jealous):
David Beckham: Down-right perfection with a British accent. And this Mama better back off.

John Cusak: I know there are lotsa lay-days with this crush like her and her (thanks for finding that pic for me), but bitches, back off my Lloyd.

Justin Timberlake: Did you just hear that? He just said, “Come over here and jump my bones, Angie,” with his eyes.

Jimmy Fallon: Wit is SO cute. I wanna do him.

Tom Cruise: Proof that crazy can be pretty.

Taye Diggs: Oh, Mama. Just look. Take a few seconds to take him in. I’ll leave you to your private thoughts.

Jon Bon Jovi: He can Lay His Hands On Me any time. That was cheesy. Now he might not come over. Damn. And to think I had a chance.

Victoria Beckham: Yes, a woman. And she comes with my David. After seeing her 1 hour show last summer, I fell in love.

John Krasinski/Jim Halpert: I *heart* cute nerds.

Nate Berkus: Cuteness goes a LONG way, especially for a gay man. Wait, is he gay? If I’m gay, too, does that mean… Cause I can go whatever way he wants.



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Haaaa! I love the “laminated list”- I’ve got to get me one of those! BTW, I am SO very sorry about your cousin. I hadn’t said so yet ( bad bloggy friend) but I had a similar situation three years ago, so I feel your pain and am sending happy thoughts your way. Also, check out my own Friday Flashback today; don’t you have a beagle? You’ll see
Loves, funjenny
funJenny’s last blog post..Friday Flashback
If they break up Jim and Pam, I will full out launch an attack on NBC.
Amanda (Shamelessly Sassy)’s last blog post..The Ship is Sinking
I gotta say, John Cusack’s been on my laminated list since The Sure Thing. Man, I wanted to be Daphne Zuniga. Also On my list: Jeffrey Dean Morgan (ala Denny Duquette), Peter Gabriel (yes, he’s old but yum), James McAvoy (yes, he’s young but yum: Atonement) and last, but not least is Matthew Macfadyen. Loved him in MI-5 and really loved him in Pride & Prejudice. Speaking of P&P – I’d like to add an alternate: Colin Firth. He’s a tad stuffy but would still “jump his bones”.
I have no idea how I ended up here but you crack me up, so I’ll be back!
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Mama DB’s last blog post..Haiku Friday: What of it?
I so did a laminated list because of you!! AND…I stole your pic of Beckham!!
http://goinpopless.blogspot.com/2008/04/my-laminated-list.html
Angela’s last blog post..Totally Disorganized Thursday
Tom Cruise is a blister with legs.
Short stumpy legs.
Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..Zinc or Swim?
I think you can get a MR. LINKY thingy for this meme over at “42,” CableGirl’s blog
http://cablegirl.wordpress.com/2008/04/18/flashback-friday-outward-bound/
Great list!
Tara R.’s last blog post..A white hair where?
lol Xbox…and a sidekick sitting pretty Katie
Beckham is going to be on ELLEN in something like 9 days….
Light’s last blog post..TimeWarner Cable
I love your laminated list! Great choices. If you get busy or side-tracked, could you send John Krasinski my way? I just LOVE Jim!!!
I want Victoria to have her own show; I loved that one hour show that aired. She. Was. Awesome.
Secret Agent Mama’s last blog post..Photohunt: Thirteen
Ok, I have to think on this a little bit. I know a few that are definites, but I don’t know if I can narrow it down to just 10.
A few comments about yours–
*Love John Cusack especially in Gross Point Blank and Serendipity. He rocks my world with his cuteness!
*David Beckham is super hot, but there is something about his accent that doesn’t do it for me, and I love English accents, so I’m not sure what the problem is. I doubt there would be much talking though.
*Jim and Pam rule!!!
Jen’s last blog post..Monday Mish Mash
Howdy – I’ve been doing Flashback Fridays for the past two months or so (didn’t realize CableGirl was doing one, too). Feel free to join me, too. (My story was a kinda freaky one this last Friday.)
Colleen’s last blog post..Remembering Nathan
Thank you for the lust-filled post! Really woke me up this sunny Monday morning.
People will probably thing I’m crazy too, but Tom Cruise is getting better with age, as is John Cusack. Oh, those lovely men of the 80s.
Claire in CA, USA’s last blog post..A very interesting announcement
I love your list! I must say, you have excellent taste in men – and your comments/descriptions for each (e.g., for Tom Cruise) are spot on!