My imaginary IM bloggy friend, Amanda at Shamlessly Sassy, has demanded I answer her pressing question.
I sit here tired, weaning off meds (cause my friggin Dr. office won’t call me back), and busy beyond belief. (But I’m kind of glad to post tonight b/c my mom is here in town and won’t be reading my blog for a few days, so hopefully she won’t go back in the archives and find this.)
I wasn’t even planning on posting tonight. THAT’S how tired I am.
But NOOOOOO. Miss Sassy is stalking me, demanding/pleading/begging me to write about peni. The peen. The man stick. The love stick.
I am giving in. I will answer:
“New question: What do you think about penises? Have you ever been randomly flashed by a stranger? If there was a new handy computer tool called a penis, would you use it?”
THINK about them? I try not to. I’m gay. My husband knows.
Randomly flashed? No, thank GOD.
New handy computer tool? Does it count as a computer if it runs on batteries? If so, then yes, I use it.
Happy now, Miss Sassy?
How about questions for YOU since you FORCED me to answer tonight - How much do you weigh? How much did you weigh when you graduated high school?
Personal enough for you?
You asked. You were all, “you guys are weenys and don’t asked good questions.” So I threw one out there. I call it branching out. ‘The Peen’ hahahahhaa.
Amanda’s last blog post..Pink Lines & She’s All Mine
Also:
Dear Angie’s mother,
If you discover this post, I am sorry she found me as an IM friend, and that you now have to read the answers to my questions. I just can’t help myself sometimes. I’m ill in the brain. Also, I promise my mother tried to raise me better than to ask questions like that.
-Amanda
Amanda’s last blog post..Pink Lines & She’s All Mine
I weigh 153 lbs.
In high school I weighed 235 lbs.
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Loralee: Holy crabs! Way to go! And thanks for answering, but I hate to tell you, I was asking Sassy. But I’m sure you’re proud, as you should be!
well… I feel traumatized after reading Loralee’s comment since I have gone in the exact OPPOSITE direction in my weight.
Anyway, hope you are feeling good today and enjoying your lovely sunny weather.
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Still not answering.
Amanda’s last blog post..Pink Lines & She’s All Mine
Thank god for computer tools. That is all I am saying..
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note to self: don’t ask Angie penis questions.
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Okay. If you are REALLY gay, who are your secret girlfriends? If you are really gay, one of them has to be Jodie Foster and one of them has to be Angelina Jolie. I know this because I have friends that are REALLY gay and that’s who they tell me is hot. Mine is Jillian on the biggest loser. So c’mon, fess up.
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