Forgive Me Mr. Timberlake, For I Have Sinned

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on March 8, 2013

in And Then Some,Celebrity Crap

I did a very bad thing.

But in my defense, I was getting high (or is it low?) on Klonopin to help get me to sleep because the abandoned foreclosed house next door has had its smoke alarms beeping incessantly for 5 days straight that we can hear in our bedroom as we lay our heads to sleep.

So really, I blame George W. Bush and the real estate crisis of the late oughts.

Last night while watching The Daily Show and then The Colbert Report, I had my phone in my hand. I don’t normally take my phone to bed, not because the vibrations aren’t strong enough to be of any use, but because I can get myself into trouble when I sleepy-Tweet or Klonopin-post. My phone was in bed with me because I was using a White Noise app to mask the fire alarm beeping from next door.

Really, friends, this whole situation is W’s fault.

In my haze of tiredness, I tweeted and Facebooked this:

And thus began a backlash from fellow Justin lovers of epic proportions that have leaked into this morning.

Obviously, my right mind would never say such blasphemous things. My love for All Things Justin Timberlake is boundless. There are no limits to how many times I can be subjected to the same Bud Light Platinum commercial in a 1-hour period. (Of note, I estimate that said commercial was aired approximately 27 times.)

For my penance of my transgression, I have this for you.

Justin Timberlake Target Ad Smirk

Thanks to my ability to screenshot a video still, you may all have this from Mr. Timberlake’s Target ad.

Personally, I’m printing this out and taping it above my bed. I’ll also be stocking up on batteries for tomorrow night’s SNL hosted by JT himself.

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1 Miss March 8, 2013 at 10:34 pm

And with that, the Internet forgives you.
An Awesome post on Miss´s blog … And then… 12 happened.


2 Greis March 9, 2013 at 12:19 am

Yes, I think you may be forgiven, for now! Can’t wait til tomorrow!! And Jimmy Fallon all next week…and the album release on the 19th. YAY FOR LOTS OF JUSTIN!!!
An Awesome post on Greis´s blog … 48 Questions


3 Corey Feldman March 11, 2013 at 1:59 pm

I like to add Lunesta to the Klonopin. That way I can tweet or FB whatever I feel like it, and I don’t actually remember the last 1/2 an hour or so of whatever I was doing. And I sleep like a baby.
An Awesome post on Corey Feldman´s blog … On Friendships – A real post unrelated to marketing my books! – Updated


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