Four new hairy babies in one week presented in order of hairiness.

I have been beyond blessed (and I don’t ever use that word because I save that for when I meet Mama Oprah) to have welcomed FOUR babies into my life in the last week.

FOUR.

No, I’m not a mom to quadruplets.
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No, I didn’t illegally adopt four Haitian children.
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Auntie Lala has four actual real live babies now in my life.

And they’re all friggin hairy (except for the first one, but it wouldn’t be a catchy title to say 3 hairy and 1 non-hairy baby). They’ll all make your ovaries quiver whether you have them or not, especially the last picture.

Really. It’s worth going all the way through to the end of the post. No, this is not a trick to get you to see some horrid fat girl in a swimsuit.

I present them to you in order of birth & hairiness:

Austin
(my childhood BFF’s 2nd baby, the un-hairy one)

Ellie
(my sister-in-law’s 1st baby, MY FIRST NIECE!)

Sanne
(my fake brother, Martin’s [XBox4NappyRash], 1st & long-awaited baby, pronounced SAH-nuh)

Baby Gorilla
(2-day-old baby gorilla at Animal Kingdom at Disney World)

I WANT ANOTHER BABY!!!

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ok, i’m over it.

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