November 12th, 2007

Friggin Jingle Bells?

Already?

It’s what? November 11th??? Are you kidding?

It needs to be against the law to put up any Christmas decorations before Black Friday. (If you don’t know when Black Friday is, you don’t deserve to be called “woman.” Google it. Or if you’re too lazy, click HERE, and I’ll Google it for you. How do I love thee? I Google for you!)

I saw a friggin Christmas tree all aglow tonight. IT’S NOVEMBER 11TH. It’s still friggin 80 degrees in the sun during the day. Argh.

I get that some retail businesses (mine included!) have to start the holiday shopping promos to drum up biz for early shopping season. Unless you’re my mother-in-law, and you were done in September. Seriously, friggin September.

But for all of you normal freaky house decorators of all things Christmas - WAIT UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING!

For the love of Pete and all things sane.

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I have a stalker. It’s friggin awesome. Check her out. I’m welcoming more stalkers. No need to sign up. Just be nice.

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Mamas Like is having a Holiday Gift Guide EXTRAVAGANZA next week. (Retail doesn’t count for the after Turkey Day rule, remember.)

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I used “friggin” 6 times in this blog (including this sentence). I’m a crazed, friggin woman (now 7 times).

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