I’m just a small-town, simple girl living in an un-lonely world. *
Because fat bottomed-girls make the rockin’ world go ’round. *
And playa please, I’m the macaroni with the cheese. *
Basically what I’m saying: Today is my birthday.
When asked by Patrick what I wanted, I said I wanted an iPhone 5, an iPad or an iPad Mini (when/if they come out), and some homemade brownies.
Knowing I’m not getting any of those, I made a list of what I really wanted:
Because I set my expectations and let them know what would make this simple, fat-bottomed girl happy, most of those things were gifted to me yesterday. Even though we won’t be going to Bahama Breeze today (money sucks, dudes), I’ll get to eat Patrick’s leftover homemade Party In My Mouth Mac n Cheese n Hot Dogs for lunch AND dinner. It’s seriously my most favorite thing to put in my mouth.
I also told them I wanted breakfast in bed yesterday. It was perfect because after eating this, I didn’t come out of my room until 11:30am:
And no one cried, no one felt slighted, and someone got exactly what I wanted.