Six living beings pee in Messy House. I’m sure that means at least 2 gallons a day of urine are passing through to the toilet, the yard, the carpet, or a bed.
That’s a lot of damn piss. And I’m getting used to the smell.
The 4-year-old is completely potty trained and wears panties to bed.
The 3-year-old is completely potty trained when she remembers to go and wears panties is back to wearing pull-ups to bed after two straight nights of peeing in her sleep.
The 12-year-old dog pisses outside most of the time, pisses on the floor when it rains, pisses on the floor to spite us, and pisses in her cage and has been caught licking up her own pee.
The 9-year-old dog pisses outside most of the time, pisses on the floor when she’s scared, pisses on the floor and wags her tail in it when a visitor bends down to pet her, pisses on the floor when it rains, and pisses on the floor to spite me.
The 32-year-old man pisses in the toilet.
The 32-year-old woman pisses in the toilet.
Now, I ask you, dear tens of readers, when you see a duck-shaped puddle of piss on the floor in your hallway, who of the five above (obviously you can count me out) got their nose rubbed* in it?
*I’m no dummy – I know not to rub a man’s/kid’s/dog’s nose in the piss. Rather, you whack the man/kid/dog in the butt with a rolled newspaper.
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I was really confused by the title of this post… but now that I see the picture. Wow. That really does look like a duck! Are you sure it wasn’t one of the 32 year olds showing off?
Annes last blog post..Deleon Springs
LOL!!
Jeanettes last blog post..A Trash the Dress Session in the veld – Part 3
See, this would be a LOT funnier if I didn’t have the same damn problem in my house. WTF? Why must all the creatures forget where to go? (Except the bulldog, of course. She has a iron-clad bladder and would rather die than pee in the house. Seriously.)
Burgh Babys last blog post..It’s the Nice Things that Get Me
one
of
them
there
doggies….
cats here used to
get nose rubbed in…
here dying st. bernard…
so sad…lots of accidents
lately….have to put her down
next week…..
so enjoy…the piss….while it lasts…
cheers~great blog
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~dulcy~
woo hoo~
That SO is the work of a bored husband and a home-made stencil.
Xbox4NappyRashs last blog post..Simmer, then bring to the boil
Too flippin’ funny. I mean, it’s not, but it is. I laugh because I’m potty training my little girl. And she pissed all over the kitchen floor today. Yay me.
Skys last blog post..Fall off the Face of the Earth Much?
Absolutely, whack them all! Duck puddle makers!
Tara R.s last blog post..What would Billie Jean do?
If you look fast the duck appears to be screaming.
On a totally different subject….WTF? No Farmer’s Market over there in Pleasantville after March? We had to go to Waterford, and I’d rather wipe piss up off the floor than deal with the parking/traffic over there.
Little Miss Sunshine States last blog post..Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Time
duck shaped pee.
He he he
Pee shaped like a duck.
He he he
well by the shape of that pee stain, i’d go talk to the duck
rainos last blog post..What not to say
It kinda looks like Grandpa Simpson…
Shellis last blog post..So Much For Proving I Was Paying Attention In My Racial/Cultural Minorities Class!
OMG I just STEPPED in one of those here in my home office! It was WARM, too!
Dude, you’d LOVE living with three boys. We don’t often get pee in other parts of the house, but the area around the toilet is nasty enough for me!
Colleen – Mommy Always Winss last blog post..Weekly Winners – May 24 – 30, 2009
It was the butler.
Viveca
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