Gifts For Your Woman That Guarantee You Get Laid

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on November 15, 2012

in And Then Some,Book Recommendations,Smut Book Club Book Recommendations

Yeah, so what if that sounds sexist? Get over yourself. It’s true. We ladies love the romance, the sex, and the smut.

Depending on the lady in your bed, she may like a little more or a little less detail in the sex scenes in her books. Some ladies like innuendo while some ladies like down and dirty raw detail.

Show your woman you love her by giving her an eReader loaded with some choice romance and smut books that will guarantee she wakes you up wanting to act out what she just read.

You’re welcome, horny people.

eReaders That Make It Easy To Read In Bed

Now that she has an easy way to read in the privacy of her own e-reader and without disturbing you in bed until you really want her to, she needs these books on her eReader.

Romance Books To Get Your Woman Horned Up For You

The Starter Pack: Fifty Shades of Grey, Gabriel’s Inferno, The Marriage MistakeThe Unidentified Redhead

If your lady has missed out on the recent madness in romance book popularity, get her started with these books. They all start a their own series of really good, really well-written romance. From the hardcore literary porn of Fifty Shades of Grey to the smut hilarity of The Unidentified Redhead, these books will get her in the mood faster than you can say, “Whip me.”

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Romance Books With A Gentle Touch

Maybe your ladyfriend isn’t into whips and ropes and hardcore literary porn. If she prefers more innuendo in her spice than filth. These books are perfect for a woman who likes to paint her own picture of sexy romance.

Easy, Loving Romance: The Sea of Tranquility, Easy, Beautiful Disaster, Poughkeepsie

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Smut Books For The Hardcore Literary Porn Lover

Well, well, well… Your lady likes it dirty, eh? Or at least she likes it dirty in her imagination? These hardcore smut books are perfect to add to your woman’s new eReader. Bonus: These books are the first in their own series that are sure to keep her excited for many books to *ahem* come.

Smut Books Heavy On The Sex: The Siren, Long Hard Ride (Rough Riders), Backstage PassBared To You

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Not sure which books she has or wants? Get her a gift card to fill up her eReader with smut.

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Your lady wants to be romanced. Take the easy way out and let someone else get inside her head so she’ll get all up on you.

You’re welcome.

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1 Sarah @ TM2TS November 15, 2012 at 6:07 pm

I completely and totally agree with this whole post. All of it. Every single word.

Especially the Rough Riders suggestion. Yumz!
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2 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] November 15, 2012 at 8:05 pm

I love those McKay boys.
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3 Sarah @ TM2TS November 15, 2012 at 8:07 pm

Mmmm, oh yes. Oh definitely yes :D
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4 MommyNamedApril November 16, 2012 at 12:08 am

add a michael buble cd to that list and i’m your bitch.
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5 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] November 16, 2012 at 9:48 am

Can we just add Michael Buble and call it even?
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6 Jenn November 16, 2012 at 12:22 am

This is a great post! I love your recommendations. I’ve read 3 out of the 4 books in each category (which made me giggle a little) but it looks like I have to add a few to my ‘to read’ list.

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7 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] November 16, 2012 at 2:51 pm

Which ones are you missing?
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8 Michelle T-W November 16, 2012 at 10:02 am

Yes, oh yes!

But ummm what does it say about me, if the only ones I *haven’t* read are the “Romance with a gentle touch”? (With the exception of Poughkeepsie which I did read!)

meh! I don’t care…I love my smut! :o)

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9 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] November 16, 2012 at 2:51 pm

You must must MUST read The Sea of Tranquility. Must. Now. Run. Read it.
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10 Corey Feldman November 16, 2012 at 2:42 pm

Thats is a great idea!
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11 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] November 16, 2012 at 2:50 pm

YOU? Are welcome.
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