No matter what crap I hear about how many calories, fat grams, and grams of sugar/salt is included in my Turkey Day dinner, I will eat until I have to unbutton my jeans, lay on the couch, and moan in my comfortingly blobness.
I plan on eating every thing and anything I can find.
Yes, I will be a glutton and stuff my fat face until my butt pops another cheese curdle.
Yes, I plan on eating 3 helpings of mashed potatoes.
Yes, I plan on eating pecan pie AND pumpkin pie. No, not 1/2 slices - WHOLE slices.
No, I will not think about what I heard today about that friggin “loser” weight loss show warning me about what I’m eating for Turkey Day.
F you, you skinny bitches. I’m eating until I can’t eat any more. And I will be happy.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Happy Thanksgiving
LOL! You said it for all of us!! Happy Thanksgiving!!!
Ok, that’s hysterical!! I plan on doing the same here. We can share in our blobness!
*SNORT*
Amen, sista!
I am sitting in my blobness now. I think I officially took the gluttony title though. Beyond the 2 helpings of turkey (AND STUFFING), 3 glasses of wine, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes (with loads of marshmellows), cranberries, green beans, corn, pickles, 3 rolls, cheesy appetizer of some sort, pumpkin pie, apple pie, brownies, tea…so I say bye-bye to my recent 10 pound weight loss and now I must go to sleep (thank you tryptophan)…
Heck yeah, F them skinny bitches! I love that commercial where the model is griping because the girl on the bench is enjoying her sandwich! Makes me wanna sing Mika’s “Big Girls” song, woo hoo! Ok I think I’ve been out of my food induced coma long enough, back to napping for me. Happy Fat Pants Day
I’m with you!