I’m not one to usually remember funny quips said around Messy House, but this was, by far, the best advice I could pass along.
A naked Claire Kong, aka Trouble, was found digging for black gold. As her mother, I of course, tell her, “Stop digging in your butt!”
An inquisitive Anna, The Boss, Banana, asked, “Why you telling Caa to not dig in her butt?”
Mommy Dearest says, “Cause it’s not nice to dig in your butt.”
Anna Banana responds, “You don’t digg in your butt or else you get a hole in your butt.”
Sounds like good advice to me.
She is on to something. for sure.
Amanda (Shamelessly Sassy)’s last blog post..The Tin Can Adventures: The Human Trash Target
True. It’s the last place ya need an extra hole.
Tootsie Farklepants’s last blog post..You Left Me No Choice but to Google
This makes my hand stink just to think about it…
Dawn’s last blog post..I’m never watching “The Toy” again…
Sometimes it just cracks. Get it? Crack? On your butt? Ha, I just “crack” myself up sometimes.
Good grief, some one must have been digging back there and I didn’t know it, becasue there’s a hole there already.
As Amanda said.. she is on to something for sure.. hahaha
Kim’s last blog post..Sunday Snap Shots
Oh the lessons we learn from our kids! Thanks for sharing. Actually it was a little TMI, but thanks for the laugh anyway!!
Jen’s last blog post..Movie Review Monday
As a friend in high school use to always say:
“I need a new butt; mine has a crack and a bullet hole in it.”
donna’s last blog post..Monday Laugh In: Oodles of Laugh
LOL. Talking about butt. holes. He he…good thing it wasn’t the other… if ya know what I mean.
Melinda’s last blog post..You gotta enter!
“digging”
how unladylike.
Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..Unlucky for some
Darn good advice I say. It’s not as if we have a shortage of holes in our body.
MadWomanMeg’s last blog post..Warning: Use of the five letter ?B word? ahead
Yikes, is that how that happened?
Amanda (Shamelessly Sassy): She’s not as smart as she seems.
Tootsie Farklepants: Three is enough, thank you.
Dawn: Good thing I wipe her. Don’t want no swampass.
Dawn: Ha. Crack. Ha…
Rick: I’m sorry it took you so long to realize.
Kim: She’s a quick one.
Jen: This blog is all about TMI.
donna: SHOT IN THE ASS! Now that’s funny.
Melinda: The other kid examined hers a few months ago. Not as “in depth” but caught checking things out.
Xbox4NappyRash: No one ever called me a lady, sir. I mean jackass.
MadWomanMeg: More than 3 and the boys would be WAY too confused.
Joe: You didn’t know?
the other folks at te library are wondering what i so funny…shhh! I am happy to hear my boy is not the only one looking for a lost fortune!
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