Hermione vs. Bella vs. Leia

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on December 13, 2011

in And Then Some

Strong women are hard to come by in the movies these days.

I’m taking the Princess in a cage match fight.

When the love of Hermione’s life left her, she continued to search for the keys to destroying the world’s most powerful dark wizard.

When the love of Bella’s life left her, she curled up in the fetal position, went numb for months then jumped off a cliff.

Bitches, please. When the love of Leia’s life was encased in carbonite by Boba Fett and Darth Vader and taken to Jabba the Hutt, she disguised herself as a bounty hunter and rescued him.

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1 DogsOnDrugs.com December 13, 2011 at 10:11 pm

That’s cute – Mallory Knox

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCiAYmhJJ70
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2 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] December 13, 2011 at 10:22 pm

She’d kick even Jabba’s ass, but what about THESE three women of the movies?

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3 DogsOnDrugs.com December 13, 2011 at 11:11 pm

Ummm, did you forget a link? I’m confused (which is normal)…
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4 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] December 14, 2011 at 8:40 am

The 3 women in the post, silly. Hermione? Bella? Leia?

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5 DogsOnDrugs.com December 14, 2011 at 9:00 am

Oh, that’s what I meant in the first place. Mallory would wipe the floor with them. That’s just science.
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6 nx December 14, 2011 at 2:47 am

Added a new contender.

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7 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] December 14, 2011 at 8:40 am

Who? What? Where?

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8 Sharon December 14, 2011 at 8:02 am

Also, Leia had the best hair. There is no way the other two could ever pull off the cinnamon buns on the side of the head and be taken seriously and yet on Leia, it worked.
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9 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] December 14, 2011 at 8:59 am

Exactly.

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10 Kristen December 14, 2011 at 10:20 pm

Bahahaha I love this. I’d take Hermione over Bella any day, but Leia wins, no contest!

Also, the hair comment? Yes. Yes, indeed.
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11 Juan Heath December 15, 2011 at 12:05 am
12 Shannon January 4, 2012 at 8:16 pm

While I agree, they’re kind of not the same thing. Major props to Princess Leia, she is one of the the original ass-kicking leading ladies, who did in fact go through hell to save Han.

But the comparison of Hermione and Bella is how they acted when their men walked out on them; Hermione moved on past the betrayal and continued to fight the good fight even when Ron left. Bella did, indeed, curl into a fetal position and weep until finally throwing herself off the cliff.

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