There comes a time in a woman’s life when she wakes up from a dream where she tries and fails to take a Chinese man’s virginity and wonders, “When I write about this on my blog, will it sound racist to use the term, ‘Chinese man’?” And then I second guess myself about wondering if “Chinese man” really is racist or not, because the mere thought of being racist is itself, racist. Or is it?
Except the virgin Chinese man in my dream looked more like Ken Jeong, who is so clearly not Chinese.
I know Chinese men, and Jim is one I know.
Totally not the same.
Let’s ask the questions everyone is wondering:
- Is it time for me to take the virginity of Chinese men?
- Do I nee more of The Sex?
- Am I attracted to Ken Jeong in a unitard?
I say yes to all three.
photo credits MTV, Angie
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Some of the great questions of our time. I’m glad to see someone is finally addressing them. And has the answers.
An Awesome post on Sherry Carr-Smith´s blog … What’s In A Name?
Unitard. That is all.
An Awesome post on Mr Lady´s blog … Velocity
Ken Jeong is a genius.
An Awesome post on Slow Panic´s blog … Braces and Other Scary Stuff
You know I prefer feather boas.
An Awesome post on BusyDad´s blog … Bruce Lee, made practical
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