Most of my blog posts are written as I shower which explains a lot about the overwhelming self-deprecating overtones of my posts.
It’s also the reason most of my posts are disjointed and make little sense. My ratio of “Awesomeness thought in the shower” TO “Awesomeness actually typed” is pretty high.
It also explains why I sometimes forget to wash my body when I’m too busy thinking of the Awesome and not thinking about what needs to be done in the shower. It doesn’t, however, explain how I sometimes get into the shower still wearing my bra.
One of my favorite times to take a shower is after the girls are in bed. It’s nighttime but not my bedtime, I can wash my hair, and no one will be bothering me needing their butt wiped while I’m all wet WHICH HAS TOTALLY HAPPENED.
I have crazy-thick curly hair, so it doesn’t get washed every day. Three times a week is a good week. Washing before bed leaves a wet pillow which is way worse than The Wet Spot because there’s only two sides to a pillow.
All this is to tell you that while I’m in the shower lifting up my fupa to check out what’s doing below, I’m thinking of you.
What do you think about in the shower?
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Ok, you got me on the shower part. I don’t think up blog stuff while I am in the shower. Mine usually pops into my head while I am screaming obscenities at my kids. But I can match you on getting into the shower with my bra on. Not only have I done it, but I did it yesterday. I was almost through getting undressed. Everything except the bra, and I got distracted and weighed myself, then looked at my eyebrows, blah blah, opened the shower door and didn’t even realize I had the bra on until I went to soap up. I LMAOOOO when you said you had done that b/c I thought I was the only fugger on the face of the planet who would put the cereal in the fridge or get in the shower with my bra on.
i’ve lived in my house for 7 years and i still try to put cold stuff in the pantry and boxes in the fridge.
*brain dead*
I do my planning in the shower. What needs to be done and when and how. We have see through shower curtains. So my kids sit in my bathroom and watch me shower.
.-= Mandi Bone´s last blog ..Judged =-.
like a show!
I play out elaborate scenerios in my head about meeting people I idolize. Also, when the person who lives above me (apartment) is showering at the same time it creeps me out. Because we’re both naked and I’m wondering if she’s peeing in the shower.
.-= Natalie @ Hope Springs Eternal´s last blog ..Surviving. =-.
oh, that totally skeeves me out to think someone else is naked when i am RIGHT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL.
Oh the butt wiping thing has happened to me too!
What do I think about? Not a blessed thing. If I get to shower alone and uninterrupted and undisturbed, I don’t think about a damn thing but the water pounding on my back.
.-= Miss Grace´s last blog ..Unstrung Together =-.
i can’t not think.
it’s a curse.
Now I will be thinking of “fupa” – I had to go look that one up. Thanks for teaching me something new today!
.-= Mwa´s last blog ..The strangest sensation =-.
i’m here to help.
I usually count the seconds until someone—usually in the 10 and under crowd—will come in and ask me for something…while secretly dreaming of the day when I can shower so long the hot water runs out.
.-= Heather´s last blog ..Theme Song Thursday–Week 2 =-.
tis why i wait until Mr Sir is home or they’re long in bed.
It’s the hot water on my head that gives me all the great ideas. (Unfortunately, they’re not monies-makin’ ideas… still trying to shake my money tree which ain’t blooming, but I digress.) I like showering in the evenings too, but then have no steam left in me to write them up at night because I’m all distracted by my dirty house and all the crap that needs doing. Which is why I’m such a failure. Oh lord. Wait… what were we talking about again?
.-= Grumble Girl´s last blog ..Making Tracks is Easy When You Ain’t Pushing a Stroller =-.
see?
exactly.
Oh my! I’m flattered but I must admit this relationship seems to be moving a little fast! :p
I also think about potential blog posts in the shower. By the time I sit down in front of the computer though, my brilliant shower ideas usually seem a bit wacky.
.-= Lamb´s last blog ..Dinks in a Hostel =-.
i have specific “lines” i want to put in my posts, but then they’re completely gone by the time i sit to type.
and “fast”? i don’t do slow.
Never forgot the bra but MANY times have hopped in the shower with glasses on. I mostly think of NOTHING in the shower. A whole lot of nothing, in fact.
Its my only chance all day to do so.
.-= Colleen – Mommy Always Wins´s last blog ..So what was that quote about life…and plans…? =-.
oh, i do the glasses, too.
and i wish i could stop my mind from thinking. it’s a curse.
Nothing says “Brilliant Thought” like clean lady parts. Do my best thinking in the shower. Usually work stuff though. I blog think right as I’m going to sleep so I can make sure and forget all the awesome before I wake up.
.-= Melizzard´s last blog ..Pool Building Day 27 – Holy Moly The Things That Went On Today! =-.
i once wrote down all my awesome thoughts in the dark in my pre-sleep one night.
when i woke up, i saw the pen was out of ink.
true story.
I have written college papers, newspaper columns and blog posts in the shower. It’s where I do my best thinking.
Of course, now I’m going to think of you when I’m in the shower. I mean that in a totally non-creepy way.
.-= Nona´s last blog ..Things to do while you are waiting for a repair dude =-.
well well well… i welcome naked thoughts of me. just picture my head on someone else’s body. i wouldn’t want you to get sick from my image.
I think about peeing while I’m in the shower. Bexause I can’t pee in the shower. So I continually consider the noN-peeing.
Issues.
that’s a big issue.
i have to think about NOT peeing in the shower.
It’s wierd, but I think about the fact that they should invent some sort of shower mirror that hooks around your waste. I can’t see my cootch very well anymore, and it’s questionable if I am shaving everything or if there are stripes of hair here and there. I have to keep feeling around until I think I have it all.
Oh, and I think of you. I mean that in a creepy totally way. The #11 girl that commented is telling lies. She thinks of you in a totally creepy way as well. We just can’t help it. I think it’s your crazy-thick hair.
Tis true. I was totally lying. I do think about you in a totally creepy way. Thanks for keeping me honest, Mrs. Call Me Crazy.
.-= Nona´s last blog ..Things to do while you are waiting for a repair dude =-.
*swoooon*
you just gotta get your leg up on the ledge, lift up the fupa, and have at it. it’s not like your nethers will be in a centerfold anyway.
or will they?
Bwahahaha…I can’t believe you used the term fupa! I am so in love with you right now.
And I also dream up blog posts in the shower. Or in the bath. I like to take a hot bath at night when everyone else is asleep. So I guess I also think of everyone while I’m naked.
.-= Meg´s last blog ..Holding Myself Accountable =-.
my big-ass soaking tub is our dirty clothes hamper, so i’ve never taken a bath in there in the 7 years we’ve been in this house.
sad really.
and i’m in love w/ YOU…
I think of my best post either in the shower or in the car pool line. but fupa – that’s a new one for me!
.-= designHer Momma´s last blog ..Bye Bye Soggy Bottom Birdie =-.
i’m here to educate.
I usually shower early in the morning before everyone gets up & I am in a hurry. Not much thinking going on…
I usually write blog posts in my head while driving. Which is why I never remember how I got from point A to point B. Also why I sport a bumper sticker that warns, “If you don’t like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!”
.-= Bad Momma´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday – Springtime Blooms =-.
time for you to get away from the wheel…
Usually I think about things like my grocery list, something I want to tell my husband, or something I *JUST* remembered that I had been trying to remember for days. I get in the shower and my mind goes a mile a minute, my husband thinks it’s weird. Glad I’m not the only one.
Never did the bra thing, but I’ve gotten in with socks a few times lol.
.-= Mary Jo´s last blog ..In Memory… =-.
The shower is when I usually contemplate what I want to wear today. And more importantly, I make a pro/con list about doing my hair vs. getting a latte. I can usually only manage one. And then I think about how I could do both if I set my alarm 15 minutes earlier… and then I giggle at the idea of getting up earlier. That’s silly.
.-= Habbala´s last blog ..Rita Hayworth gave great face. =-.
I blog every day in the shower.
Unfortunately, most of it never makes it OUT of the shower.
.-= Miss Britt´s last blog ..Breaking the cycle. Finally. =-.