Yeah, so last night, I was Britney Spears.
In my dream.
My very long, very detailed, very memorable dream.
Apparently, I was Britney’s stand-in. Yeah, me.
I was her stand-in when she needed a break from her routine and because I sound JUST like her, and because I look similar to her (?), ‘the people’ wouldn’t notice that I was Britney.
From far away.
In the dream, her handlers told me that if I just keep back from the fans or do phone interviews, no one would notice I wasn’t her.
Yeah. Me.
Please tell me I don’t have her crazy eyes, ’cause lordy, she had her some crazazy eyes in her MTV documentary last night.
Though I will take her legs. Damn, that girl has some legs. And a nice rack.
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Yup. Great legs. GREAT rack. And there’s a few other parts … nevermind.
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this made me laugh…
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Don’t worry .. you don’t have the crazy in your eye.. (at least not that I saw.. )
I felt bad for her… I know..stone me..but I do.
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She does have nice legs. I want them too.
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She was on a UK show on Saturday night… she did not look good.
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her handlers . . . like she’s a dog . . . BWAHAHA!
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Were you eating Cheetos?
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Twitter: Tara_R
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You are so much cooler than she is.
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Twitter: Tara_R
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You are so much cooler than she is.
Twitter: OHmommy
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Did you google your dream?
OHmommy’s last blog post..Ummmmmmm…. I am giving away classy sassy SHOES!!!
OH gosh! Britney! Her documentary was like a bad sore…you just kept watching it because it was there…Some of me feels bad for the girl…some of me thinks she brought it all on herself! OH gosh Britney!
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Sounds like one of those twisted fairy tales: “My, what CRAZY eyes you have!”
“Why, the better to shave your head, my pretties!!!”
I could only stand about 10 minutes of that show – meh…
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Much less scary than my dream, where I killed my best friend then hid the body…and got away with it!
Where was the Scooby Gang when needed, huh?
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Step away from the Cheetos at bedtime!
I secretly love her new song Womanizer. There. I said it. My girls also love that song (well the music…they’re only 3 and 6 so thankfully they don’t know what a womanizer is!)