In other words, just some crap & nonsense.
I’m awesome. On the internet. In real life, notsomuch. I’m a suckass hosewife housewife, poor $aver, and am all around tired. On this here internet, I’m the girl you’ve seen around, but are too afraid to talk to. Unless you’re awesome and comment, chat, or Twitter with me. Otherwise, you’re the suck say hi. I love yous all.
I enjoy strikethroughs.
I hate long posts. I’m sure there are lots of amazing posts out there that I could be learning some incredible life lessons from or making my belly shake from giggling, but people, if your post is more than 200 words, I have a hard time focusing. The shiney is way stronger to my eyes than your post. Sorrys.
I like rubbin up on. There are no less than 100 ladies and 1 or 2 mens I will be rubbin up on in July in Chicago. If you’re not going, you’re gonna get really friggin tired of hearing about BlogHer around the internets. suckit
I have a big belly.
I don’t measure my number of comments or Twitter followers or feed readers as a standard of my self worth. Just my measure of awesomeness, and I have a high mountain to climb. But if I reach the mountain top, I don’t think I could handle the criticism, so I’m happy with my level of awesomeness as it stands.
I started drinking soda again, but not Mountain Dew. I consider that my greatest accomplishment of 2009.
I TOTALLY get what you mean with those longer, very wordy posts. If its one of the first posts I come across while I’m still perky and doing the morning check in fine. If I come across it at 3 in the afternoon when the day has been long and I’m waiting for the work to be over? Good luck with getting me to rub more than two brain cells together to read it. Siiigh.
I think I’m all with the short and shiny – under 500 words with pretty pictures
I’m fairly sure that works with my own posts, too. If it’s a long post I’ve prolly babbled my way through it and it’s unlikely that its going to be funny or well written, or even read by anyway. Ahhh well.
And hurrah for soda!
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Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
Twitter: alotofnothing
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damn – that was a long comment – i needed an intermission.
but i appreciate it
Sadly, I often write long posts, but I have trouble staying focused and . . .
er.
Oh, my last post was long because it was all about the build up to some big news and stuff. Stuff . . . the perfect word.
BlogHer. Dang. Can’t go . . . will be busy (doing something having to do with my last post that is way too long . . . ).
Oh, and I totally dig being here in the valley. Lot less farther to fall . . .
Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
Twitter: alotofnothing
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we’ll miss youuuuuuu!
Oh my gosh, I had a mountain dew the other day. First time since high school. I forgot how yummy it is.
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Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
Twitter: alotofnothing
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blast you! i know how yummy they are, biatch. grrrr
But you do speak? I’m confused….I know, easy thing to do.
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Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
Twitter: alotofnothing
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waht?
Twitter: Tara_R
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Speaking from experience you are most excellent in real life. Rubbin’ up on you in July for sure… maybe in April too?
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Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
Twitter: alotofnothing
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april visit is SO jam packed – Mr Sir doesn’t wanna stay long – maybe you can convince him we need to stay an extra day.
Having met you in person, I can vouch for your awesomeness!! And I hope to be rubbin’ up on you again in the future!!!
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Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
Twitter: alotofnothing
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come on down to Disney! we can meet up there!
I’m looking forward to that rubbin’ and huggin’ and stuff. Yup.
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I hear ya. There are some bloggers that are reeeely popular and have some reeeely deep issues to talk about. I skim those posts on “good” days. When I try and be all “aware” and stuff.
I otherwise enjoy pictures of people’s kids eating playdough and chalk.
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I’ll just rub myself.
In 200 words or less.
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Twitter: temptingmama
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You are all kindsa awesome – as we’ve discussed extensively on numerous locations. No matter what you’re feedburner will always have at least a 1 in it – okay maybe a 2. I suspect you subscribe to your own feed. LOL
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sam {temptingmama}
Twitter: temptingmama
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locations?! Okay, so blog and chat… those locations.. that’s what I’m going with even though I completely meant OCCASSIONS.
Told you my fingers are faster than mah brains.
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sam {temptingmama}
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you’re feedburner?
OMG.
WHO even let’s me use this computer. Seriously? That’s embarrassing. LOL
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dang. that totally explains why you only comment in my picture entries
then again, i’m one of those annoying 1000 word posters.
either way, i love your awesomeness.
i hope i can rub up on YOU in july!
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I’ll be at BlogHer this July, so what do I gotta do to get me some a that rubbin up on? Will you be holding up a sign or something?
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I like strikeouts too, although I can never remember how to do them.
So, you will be adding me to your “rub” in in Chicago, right? I mean, I’m hoping that some of that awesomeness might just rub off…
Twitter: rockdrool
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maybe you’ll be lucky enough to meet me in july…i mean…i be lucky enough to meet you.
i’m sure that i’m not as…um…interesting in real life. maybe. maybe not.
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