I’m a lovely shade of green, but in a good way-ish

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on April 13, 2010

in Blogging,Friends,Mama Likes

I’m gonna be a little bit whiny, but in a good way if there is such a thing.

You should be nodding in agreement because everything I do is in a good way, right?

I’m a little whiny because I’m a lot little jealous of other people’s talents cause I kind of don’t have any.

Unless you call being a professional eater and general slouch a talent, which, hello? it totally should be.

I want to be able to create incredible arts for stationery like this from Hello! Lucky:

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I want to be crafty like Brooke Hellewell Reynolds and her blog Inchmark:
(to her credit and mine, she used to work for Martha Stewart, so everyone should be jealous of her skillz)

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I want to have the insight and writing skills of Amy Turn Sharp, who I have met and am completely awe-inspired of (and I completely grammatically massacred that sentence).

“We have found this other place.
We have carved out rooms of our own here.
We are like tiny explorers of an expedition that is laying much of the groundwork for those who are coming next.
We are here now and this brave new world has saved me.
I have dipped myself in this river of expression and technology and I have found my place.
I am able to type these words across white space…” …read the rest…

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I want this hot bitch’s balls courage. I also wanna rub all up on my internet girlfriend’s sexy back:

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I want to have the politeness of Mandy who, I’m sure, really wanted to rail on trolls in general, and who didn’t just post this for the link bait:

“by blogging here, i am inviting you into my “home”. before you come over, i spruce it up a bit, hang pretty pictures for you to look at and open my door for you with a wide smile and open arms. if you enter, sit down and stay a while, you know, peruse the whole house and then tell me i’m ugly and dumb and my home sucks, then you’re gonna get the hell out of my house.” …read more…

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So, yeah, I’m jealous in a good way.

Now, I’m off to stuff my face hole with hot dogs and a glass of water.

Now I’m jealous of the two old-school bottles of Coke my husband drank in front of me but I’m still on the wagon so eff him.

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1 Miss Grace April 13, 2010 at 12:53 pm

You totally have my courage. I mean balls.

Love you kitten.
.-= Miss Grace´s last blog ..MOAR PIKSHURS! =-.


2 The Husband April 13, 2010 at 1:17 pm

I drank those to keep you on the wagon and remove them from the house. I’m proud of you for staying on so long as well. Keep it up!
.-= The Husband´s last blog ..Chef Hockeymandad =-.


3 Mandy April 13, 2010 at 1:26 pm

first off, you are good at many things. and i bet i know thousands of people who read here and will agree with me. secondly? i did the happy dance when i read this. thirdly, that tattoo kicks the ASS and HOLYAMAZEBALLS.

i totally wanted to tell trolls to go die in a blazing inferno, but they live under bridges and have face warts, so their life basically blows the big one already.

hugs. kisses. motorboats.
.-= Mandy´s last blog ..be nice or get out of my house. =-.


4 amy April 13, 2010 at 3:19 pm

AH baby! You have made me blush and i wanna hug ya. xoxooxoxooxxoxxo
and YOU? are amazing. xo


5 Aunt Becky April 13, 2010 at 4:58 pm

Um. She’s my girlfriend, whore.
.-= Aunt Becky´s last blog ..Go Ask Aunt Becky =-.


6 Loralee April 13, 2010 at 6:12 pm

I totally understand, woman.

I get jealous all the time. I think everyone does. For reals. I have talents and I know I do (Mainly…I can carry a tune) But…my curse is the areas I have LONGED to be talented and capable in I am not. Which blows.

The one thing I DO know is that you absolutely have talent.



;P xo
.-= Loralee´s last blog ..Filming at The Pioneer Woman’s ranch in Oklahoma (where the wind came whistling down my zebra striped pajama pants). =-.


7 mommaruthsays April 13, 2010 at 7:53 pm

You are totally awesome in your own awesome way, you awesome possum lady.

Totes awesome.

Did I mention how awesome I think you are?
.-= mommaruthsays´s last blog ..help me, help her =-.


8 Rachel ~ Southern Fairytale April 14, 2010 at 12:45 pm

You have one of the biggest warmest hearts of anyone that I know.
You are the awesome and you bring it, regularly.
LOVE you


9 Mandi Bone April 14, 2010 at 2:08 pm

You talent is taking new internet people and being super nice to them. You meet them and make them start a blog. You teach how to use things like twitter and google.You are always nice even when I ask you to do simple Internet things for me.

The bitches Aunt Becky and Loralee I don’t care what you say she is MY girlfriend!


10 Tina April 14, 2010 at 2:50 pm

I feel this way ALL the time. Especially with the crafty thing. It’s down right scary when I even attempt to do something crafty…but most of the time I just find a place to buy it. I am still so new to blogging, that it has felt a little difficult to find my voice because everyone seems to be so damn talented: artisits, writers, photographers, knitters….You? You do have talent girl! I come here for my laughs and to hear a sincere point of view. You are one of the funniest bloggers out here. Plus, you talk my kind of talk. I like a gal who can curse like a sailor and talk about her boobies!


11 MommyNamedApril April 14, 2010 at 7:57 pm
12 Rachel April 17, 2010 at 1:54 am

I just came to your blog via Anissa…um, your design is gorgeous. Like, amazing. Do you do interior design, too? 😉


13 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] April 17, 2010 at 9:28 am

awwww thanks! no, i’m not a designer AT ALL. Judith Shakes is the wizard behind my design. i HIGHLY recommend her. her link is at the bottom.


14 limewire April 30, 2010 at 1:40 am

shoot nice stuff man.


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