I’m a self-proclaimed Lazy* Perfectionist** with a blog named A Whole Lot of Nothing. That pretty much sums me up in the social media world.
A good day for me starts after 9am, I find clothes out of the laundry room, it continues with DVRd shows to watch as I Twitter, and ends with clean towels in the linen closet. A normal day would be up at 8:30am, lucky to find clean undies, watching Noggin shows with my girls making a mess, and ends without a shower.
I do not cook. I do not clean. I do not claim to be any sort of housewife other than the kind that succeeds at surviving the day with semi-happy children. I am lucky enough to have a husband that understands my low-achieving lifestyle and suffers through my inadequacies.
My accomplishments in life include my two girls, an abnormally high knowledge of crap TV shows, my semi-successful online store, Good for the Kids, and I somehow earned a Master’s degree along the way.
*I wrote this as a bio for a super secret, don’t ask don’t tell, upcoming site. Don’t ask me what it is or I’ll have to kill you.
I hate it when people keep secrets.
**Lazy Perfectionist meaning: if I can’t do it perfectly, I don’t do it at all, so nothing gets done.
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my unfortunate motto often is: it’s better to fail by not trying then to try like hell and still F it up
.-= fidget´s last blog ..Tongue twister =-.
I s a Virgo the ultimate perfectionists of the Zodiac I now know why I find you so appealing I too reach for the floor in my daily goals and always look for laughs and lessons that I can learn or foist on my offspring such is life. Good thing we have such a supportive cast. Scene
.-= habanerogal´s last blog ..Beaver-time in Utah =-.
Found you through another site and honestly? I think we were separated at birth. I don’t clean, laundry piles up until I can convince my husband to finish it (I’ll gladly wash and dry them, however, the whole folding thing makes me go crazy), I MIGHT cook once a week and only a tried-and-true recipe…
But the baby is happy, the husband loves me for me, and my MIL is not allowed to step foot in my house, so I count it as a success
.-= Kelley´s last blog ..The Building Chronicals pt. 5 =-.
Looking forward to meeting you in person!!
.-= Jill´s last blog ..Girly Night Redux =-.
Ahh, come one, you can tell us. Now I’m DYING to know what site it is.
.-= MomBabe´s last blog ..Father’s Day =-.
Gawd! You’re such a fucking tease!
.-= Amy @ Taste Like Crazy´s last blog ..Relief =-.
Good to know since I’ll be ROOMING with you woot!
I think this is a great idea, and I might steal it for my own blog in the coming weeks!
Thanks darlin
ps: you know I wanna know what site it is!
.-= Heather´s last blog ..The Babies =-.
Ha, that’s an awesome list of accomplishments! Particularly the part about knowing a ridiculously amount about tv shows (me too!)
.-= Elly´s last blog ..The Cheesiest Grin =-.
What the HELL?
There is another Kelley commenting here? I need to slap that bitch down.
Well not really…
You know what I hate more than coming to a blog and seeing a comment with my name on it but it is not my name it is someone elses and even more than super secret biatches teasing me with their ‘I am more awesome cause I have a secret’?
Protected posts.
Just say no.
I’d let you rub up on me at BlogHer…but there was that first bit about not showering?
Eh, what the hell…RUB ALL YOU WANT!
.-= Amo´s last blog ..Jack of all trades…seriously, who am I kidding? =-.
DUDE! I’m totally a lazy perfectionist, too!! Can’t wait to rub up against you in ChiTown!
.-= Sugar Jones´s last blog ..Yes, Staycation IS a Word =-.
I’m also a lazy perfectionista. Only with an ‘a’ at the end, for my girliness.
.-= Miss Grace´s last blog ..Let’s do something Cheery! =-.
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