After almost a year and a half of blogging, I’m finally realizing what kind of sick and twisted blog I have. Earlier today, I was perusing Blog Nosh (which, by the way, I totally covet their design. COV.ET.), and I was thinking about and looking through my previous posts to see which one I’d like to submit.
I don’t have any to submit. None. Not one semi-recent post. Cause Mama ain’t taking away precious Twitter kid time looking through my archives.
I’m not a writer. I’m a snarky commenter posting sideways thoughts just wanting attention.
I may be silly. I may be funny. I may be lazy.
I ain’t no writer.
I post pics and vids and use strikethrough and quip about my boringass life.
I’m OK with that.
I’m just a snarky-ass mo’fo lookin for my nut. And by ‘nut’ I mean comment crack and love and attention from all of my imaginary friends.
Even this post is really nothing. No poignant thought, no hilarious life story, no tale of sadness or feelings.
If you’re looking for a blog that offers little in the ways of quality, you’ve got your time-suck right here. *points at crotch*
I’m finally living up to my name: A Whole Lot of Nothing
And I like it.
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*I totally stole that from Mental Poo.
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you are a nut.
I love it
flutter’s last blog post..In a sky bursting into stars
@flutter, thanks for the crack
Is that “I will survive” I hear starting up in the background….
Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..Seamen on the map
@Xbox4NappyRash, so you’re revealing yourself as a woman?
@A Whole Lot of Nothing,
1 – Would ANYONE be surprised?
2 – No.
3 – This post is a lot more introspective than it claims not to be.
4 – Bite me.
Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..Seamen on the map
@Xbox4NappyRash, you’re really trying to find something deep and dark where it ain’t – ain’t much deep and dark about me, sorry to tell – what you see is what you get
But you are the best ‘snarky-ass mo’fo’ evah!
Tara R.’s last blog post..FAIL
@Tara R., loves ya
Thank you for admitting the theft.
My lawyers will be in touch.
* points at crotch *
moooooog35′s last blog post..Check Out My Long Fellow
@moooooog35, I welcome him
*points at boobs*
Well, you have my attention. And not because you linked to us. I followed your tweet about ass and mofo and nuts.
But you’ve always had my attention.
In fact, I think I coveted your design long before I had the concept of Blog Nosh’s.
Blog Nosh Magazine may be more literary-minded than the crotch-pointing genre, but we love the funny, so bring it. Anytime.
Megan {Velveteen Mind}’s last blog post..Break Out the Chocolate-Covered Donuts
@Megan {Velveteen Mind}, If you tell me in any way shape or form that my blog design compares to Blog Nosh, I will run out and kiss you. I’m in total LURVE w/ the BN design and am having my blog re-designed w/ a flair from this blog and inspiration from BN.
@Mr Lady,
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Recently I discovered that I’m allergic to nuts. But for you, baby, I’d take facial swelling and hives ANY DAY and NIGHT!
SECRET AGENT MAMA’s last blog post..Best Shot Monday: Reflections
Heart you and this blog.
OHmommy’s last blog post..Ummmmmmm…. I am giving away classy sassy SHOES!!!
This is the perfect blog for me. I’m glad I wondered over here from Xbox’s place. If I wanted depth and reality, I’d shut down the computer and face my own. I love snark and nothing.