My newest stalkee, Aunt Becky, is forcing her pimp hand on me and making me do this.

1) Do you like sprinkles on your ice cream?
There is kiddie crack in sprinkles, so that would be a yes.

2) If you had to choose one word to banish from the English language, what would it be and why?
Jon Gosselin

3) If you were a flavor, what would it be?
Awesome.

4) What’s the most pointless annoying chore you can think of that you do on a daily/weekly basis?
Unloading. You decide what load I’m talking about.

5) Of all the nicknames I’ve ever had in my life, Aunt Becky is the most widely known and probably my favorite. What’s your favorite nickname? (for yourself)
Mama
…suckit…

6) You’re stuck on a desert island with the collective works of 5 (and only five) musical artists for the rest of your life. Who are they?
Candlebox
Pearl Jam
Metallica
Tantric
The Beatles
Matchbox 20

7) Everything is better with bacon. True or false?
No.

8 ) If I could go back in time and tell Young Aunt Becky one thing, it would be that out of chaos, order emerge. Also: tutus go with everything. What would you tell young self?
DON’T DO IT! (see: #4)

If you wanna participate in opening your whore mouth, visit Aunt Becky. Or, be a pal, don’t go visit her, and answer the questions here. She doesn’t need the attention anyway. I, on the other hand, am a glutton for attention.

1) Do you like sprinkles on your ice cream?
2) If you had to choose one word to banish from the English language, what would it be and why?
3) If you were a flavor, what would it be?
4) What’s the most pointless annoying chore you can think of that you do on a daily/weekly basis?
5) Of all the nicknames I’ve ever had in my life, Aunt Becky is the most widely known and probably my favorite. What’s your favorite nickname? (for yourself)
6) You’re stuck on a desert island with the collective works of 5 (and only five) musical artists for the rest of your life. Who are they?
7) Everything is better with bacon. True or false?
8 ) If I could go back in time and tell Young Aunt Becky one thing, it would be that out of chaos, order emerge. Also: tutus go with everything. What would you tell young self?

Tags: aunt becky, interview, stalker

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