Like the adage goes, when you’ve got it, flaunt it.
I have fabulous nails, but I hate to have them painted. When I have painted nails, it feels like a layer of astroturf is shellacked on top. The polish only lasts for a few days before it chips away, and then because of my lazy tendencies, I end up looking like a 1/2 dollar hooker with chipped nail polish. It’s much like my painted toe nails look right now: Hooker Chic.
Until Pinterest, I had no idea there was a movement of ladies using their fingernails as canvases for nail art. While I admire their creativity and dedication to their nails, it’s something I would never be able to keep for longer than an hour.
Thanks to the magic of computers, I’ve transformed my fingernails into artwork. Inspired by the many, MANY nail art pins on Pinterest, we can see what my fingernails would look like if I had the time, patience, talent, time, creativity, time, focus, time, and dedication to create art on my nails.
Maybe I can inspire some nail art with my original creations.
USA! USA! USA!
The French Rock God Manicure
The Angie (my personal favorite)
If someone does actually recreate The Angie on their nails, I’ll send you five whole dollars as a token of my appreciation.