I’m the mom blogger all the mommy bloggers read

I’ve once taken an online SEO (Search Engine Optimization for the lay people) training and SEO Marketing class, so now I think I know everything about getting a web page notice by the search engines.

I’m also a mom who blogs, but I don’t fall under the wide umbrella of a ‘mommy blogger.’

I’m really a brain dump, ‘nothing boggler blogger.’

Since I pretend to know everything there is to know about SEO and I blog about nothing, I’m trying an experiment:

Can I make it to the top of the search engines for being a mommy blogger?
Can a mom with a blog reach the pinnacle of the Google without being a mom blogger?
Can I make it mom blog world?

DISCLAIMER: I am NOT anti-mommy bloggers. I am a mom among bloggers. I am a blogger who is a mom. I LOVE MOM BLOGGERS. The mommy bloggers are my people.

And for serious, if you mess with the mommy bloggers, we will mess with you.

DOUBLE FUDGE DISCLAIMER: I know for certain that I know little about SEO. Remember: I only play awesome on the internet.

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  1. 1
    Miss says:

    There is MOM BLOG irony here SOMEWHERE. I know it.

    Misss last blog post..I’m just…

  2. 2

    Geez….can you make the point of this post more obvious? :P
    Did it momentarily boost you to the top after it was published?

    And P.S.
    Have you used a keyword and/or description meta tag??

    A Jill of All Tradess last blog post..When I look at the television, I want to see me staring right back at me.

  3. 3
    Kelley
    Twitter:
    says:

    Apparently I am a geriatric blogger.

    Can I still read you?

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    Mom Blogs – Blogs for Moms…

  5. 5
    lceel says:

    It may help if you find a way to work the word “PORN” into your process. I’m just sayin’.

    lceels last blog post..100 Word Challenge – Myself – and a Photo

  6. 6
    Tara R.
    Twitter:
    says:

    We work with SEO everyday at my office. I still don’t understand all of it. The one thing about having a free WordPress blog is that I can’t use meta description tags and keywords in the code. That really helps with your ranking.

    Tara R.s last blog post..Random Wednesday ~ blues

  7. 7
    MomBabe says:

    Ugh, the “mommy blogger” debaccle. WE WILL NOT CONFORM TO YOUR IDEALS.

    MomBabes last blog post..Not-so Tuesday Confessional

  8. 8

    does that make me the knitting nudist blogger? the mashed potato of craft bloggers? i’m so confused.

  9. 9
    VDog
    Twitter:
    says:

    You’re a cracker.

    VDogs last blog post..Best Freakin’ “Ass-ets” on the ‘Net

  10. 10

    Great post.

    Congrats on learning SEO, Mom blogger :)

    Rob

    Review 2 Bonuss last blog post..PPC Ninja Review & Bonus

  11. 11
    Melizzard says:

    “Brain Dump Blogger” can I steal that? Finally something that sounds like what I think I might be doing.

    Melizzards last blog post..MommyBlog Milestone! My Tiny Bitty Baby Rides a Big Girl Bike

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