I’m Too Narcissistic For Resolutions

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on January 4, 2013

in All About Me,Mama Likes

Angie is Mother TeresaWhat is there to do better when everything is already perfect?

Exactly.

Unfortunately, I’m not quite THAT narcissistic. If I were, I probably wouldn’t be heavily medicated for anxiety.

Anxiety ≠ Narcissism

But for the sake of New Years resolutions, because everyone’s doing them and I’m nothing if not a joiner, I’m putting the ME in 2013.

This year will be all about me; I’m doing what makes ME happy.

Let’s be realistic here. Do you know of any family that runs functionally if mama ain’t happy? No. You don’t. Because if mama ain’t happy, ain’t NO one happy.

I’m really just doing this for the betterment of my family and ultimately, society.

Hopefully the people around me soon realize that their every decision is made with my happiness in mind. Otherwise, the onus is on them to deal with my wrath.

You’re welcome, society.

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1 Hockeymandad January 4, 2013 at 12:34 pm

hehe, when is it not all about you? ;) *ducks and covers*

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