It’s Not Gonna Do Itself

If you are related to me, DO NOT CLICK BELOW TO READ MORE.

THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING.

If you’re not related to me, and you don’t mind NSFW (not safe for work) reading, please continue.

FINAL FINAL WARNING MY RELATIONS FOLKS.

I sleep by myself in a very comfy bed for a few reasons, one being I may or may not snore and keep my insomniac husband awake.

Sleeping by myself gives me a little more alone time that I’d like, so I make the most of the alone time I have.

I now have the interweb gods and the friendly folks at Eden Fantasys to thank for keeping me satisfied in my alone time.

And OH MAMA, I may not want my alone time to end now that I have my Rabbit.

Like Martha says, “It’s a good thing.” He hits the right spots, vibrates the right parts, and is easy on the lovin’. He’s also waterproof, which for me is nice because I know I can clean him thoroughly. And the rabbit stimulator DOES HIS JOBBIE JOB. The different speeds and rotating shaft don’t do much of a difference for me, but it’s nice to have a quieter option if someone’s close by.

If you’re a lady-toy virgin, I wouldn’t recommend the soft silicone rabbit like the one I have, but rather a slick silicone to start. The soft silicone one I have requires either some lube or a very READY lady ifyouknowwhatimean. He’s a little noisy, too, so wait until the kiddies and any dogs/cats/neighbors are asleep, or the cops may be knocking on your door.

But he’s totally worth it.

If you haven’t tried a love toy yet, and you’re curious (and why wouldn’t you be), I DEFINITELY recommend looking around Eden Fantasys. It’s definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK or around kidlets, but it’s a user-friendly store that is the opposite of sleaze. I like the recommendations and the ratings for every item. They really helped me find the right lady love rocket for my alone time.

Go forth and take care of what’s not gonna take care of itself. Use the discount code MOM691 it is for 15% off anything on the site valid until February 27th.