April 4th, 2008

Kid’s Birthday Parties SUCK

In the last week, I’ve attended 2 4yo birthday parties.

2

In one week.

Both served pizza. Both served “juice” boxes. Both had crapass cake. Both had cheap “decorations.”

I’m no Colin Cowie, but I do know I don’t want the stock toddler birthday party for my kids. I’m considering not even having a birthday party for The Boss in July for her 4th.

But since she’s been to all these other enjoyable parties, she’ll want her friends gathered together with their moms ignoring them as the kid shoves 1245 grams of sugar down their throats.

So now, what’s a lazy mama to do?

And why am I thinking about this in April?

Suggestions? Ideas?

Anyone wanna hire Colin Cowie for me?

I’ve heard Avitable throws a HELL of a party. But he might scare the kids. And their moms.

That might be fun.