For the last 2 weeks, I’ve been chronicling the comic gold that has befallen in my lap.
My children, Anna, age 6, and Claire, age 5, say things I wish I could make up. I’ve been publishing their word-for-word quotes on my Tumblr page (that reposts to my Twitter and Facebook), but in case you haven’t seen them all in their glory, I’m posting the best quotes here for you.
Just think of these two beautiful faces saying these insane quips (listed most recent to oldest):
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LOVE them!
An Awesome post on Hockeymandad´s blog … hockeymandad- Best birthday wishes to @barefootfoodie and @mooshinindy -
I don’t have kids, but holy moly those quotes made me laugh out loud. Keep them coming.
I love them.
An Awesome post on Lori´s blog … One Got Fat
me too
Freaking awesome.
HA! that is some comic gold right there
Justin Bieber – hahahaha!
These quotes are hilarious!!
Oh my gosh those are all really funny!
An Awesome post on Alexandria´s blog … Phoenix’s letter
I canNOT wait to meet these kids of yours! They’re funnier than you are! And are you sure they’re not boys? I mean, they fart a lot, and one has a penis. Just saying.
they are funnier than i am. how do you think they got that way?
and yes, i’m sure they’re girls, but one might be gay! *fingers crossed*
“Thanks for not picking me up from school late today”… sadly I can relate to that one too… I love it!
It’s amazing what they pick up, and what they say. Truly good stuff!