It’s pretty much a given that I’ll give someone the benefit of the doubt.
I’m forgiving like that.
I tend to think of the best in people: there was a mistake, they meant well, some random coincidunk happened.
My first thought is that the person did not mean any malice by what was done.
I’m a happy optimist.
But I’m discovering in my daily affirmations and reflections, I can by cynical and negative.
My special brand of funny is to be a dummy cynical and somewhat negative.
I look back at my silly tweets and blog posts and see a negative person.
Except, I’m not.
At least I thought I wasn’t.
Negativity begets negativity. Positivity begets positivity.
Kind of like a living 69.
What you give is what you get.
Karma and energy are one big reciprocating hand job.
I feel that I need to put out to the universe a more positive, cynical-ish hand job.
I just don’t want anything to end up in my eye unless it will make you laugh.





















Twitter: mommy_wins
says:
So, what you’re saying is we should all give good blog?
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Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
Twitter: alotofnothing
Reply:
like a good woman does, give good blog.
Twitter: magnetoboldtoo
says:
I could have written that.
Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
Twitter: alotofnothing
Reply:
but you didn’t, sucka.
It’s like reading the Dalai Lama
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Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
Twitter: alotofnothing
Reply:
only with boobies.
Hand jobs in general would probably create better karma.
And after my week, I think good karma is exactly what I need.
But I know what you mean…sometimes I sound so negative and that’s just….not me…really, I am a positive person. Cynical is funny. I think you are funny!
Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
Twitter: alotofnothing
Reply:
franks
Twitter: mommaruthsays
says:
I don’t know that I’d agree you’re negative – usually with I think of “angie” I think of “ray of sunshine” or “laughing machine” or “crazy twitter lady who’s always poking fun at something” – but not in a bad way!
I like your brand of humor – it suits me just fine
Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
Twitter: alotofnothing
Reply:
dams, woman.
keep the compliments coming…
Twitter: 3princessmama
says:
I think Oprah would love to have you teach this to her followers.
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Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
Twitter: alotofnothing
Reply:
ohhhhh i need mama oprah to call me.
Twitter: poobou
says:
Wow. That was profound and gross at the same time. Good job.
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Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
Twitter: alotofnothing
Reply:
you’re so welcome.
Positive hand-jobs always sound good to me. However, the eye business sounds like a bad idea.

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Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
Twitter: alotofnothing
Reply:
get your mind out of the gutter. and pull mine up with you.
Now I’m just singing the Summer of 69.
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Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
Twitter: alotofnothing
Reply:
please don’t sing.
Twitter: AmazingGreis
says:
Angie – she is the new Confuscious!!
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Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
Twitter: alotofnothing
Reply:
confucius say, you are awesome.
Twitter: _pixie_
says:
“Karma and energy are one big reciprocating hand job.”
Yet another phrase written in a blog post that should totally be a t-shirt, bumper sticker, or fortune in a cookie.
Although I’m not sure that is how I want to wrap up my night with General Tso.
Mrs. Call Me Crazy
Twitter: lifescrazyjoke
Reply:
And as with all fortune cookies, you have to end the statement with “in bed”. So the fortune cookie version would read…”Karma and energy are one big reciprocating hand job in bed.” I like it!
Mrs. Call Me Crazy´s last blog ..Dream Crushers
Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
Twitter: alotofnothing
Reply:
good call.
Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
Twitter: alotofnothing
Reply:
ohhhh sweet jeebus. you are on to something.
Twitter: lifescrazyjoke
says:
I always thought that 69 was what I agreed to do with my husband after drinking brown liquor. After reading this, I think of it as a positive and uplifting life experience. Kind of like the feeling I get after we go to church. He will be so pumped to hear my new outlook on things (but I still refuse to to let him lick my backdoor, that’s just going too far).
Mrs. Call Me Crazy´s last blog ..Dream Crushers
Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
Twitter: alotofnothing
Reply:
you go to church?
Mrs. Call Me Crazy
Twitter: lifescrazyjoke
Reply:
Have to. Have you read the things that I think about? My mouth is terrible. I need mucho forgiveness. And I love me some Jesus!
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Twitter: temptingmama
says:
That’s what she said.
Heh.
Luff you silly lady.
Also? I think I’m going to make a twitter account: Shit that Angie Says. You will be famous!
sam {temptingmama}´s last blog ..No More Running on Empty
Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
Twitter: alotofnothing
Reply:
holy awesome idea! git r dun!