Kind of like a living 69.

It’s pretty much a given that I’ll give someone the benefit of the doubt.

I’m forgiving like that.

I tend to think of the best in people: there was a mistake, they meant well, some random coincidunk happened.

My first thought is that the person did not mean any malice by what was done.

I’m a happy optimist.

But I’m discovering in my daily affirmations and reflections, I can by cynical and negative.

My special brand of funny is to be a dummy cynical and somewhat negative.

I look back at my silly tweets and blog posts and see a negative person.

Except, I’m not.

At least I thought I wasn’t.

Negativity begets negativity. Positivity begets positivity.

Kind of like a living 69.

What you give is what you get.

Karma and energy are one big reciprocating hand job.

I feel that I need to put out to the universe a more positive, cynical-ish hand job.

I just don’t want anything to end up in my eye unless it will make you laugh.

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  1. 1

    So, what you’re saying is we should all give good blog?
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    Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
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    like a good woman does, give good blog.

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    I could have written that.

    Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
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    but you didn’t, sucka.

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    Martin says:

    It’s like reading the Dalai Lama
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    Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
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    only with boobies.

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    T says:

    Hand jobs in general would probably create better karma.
    And after my week, I think good karma is exactly what I need.
    But I know what you mean…sometimes I sound so negative and that’s just….not me…really, I am a positive person. Cynical is funny. I think you are funny!

  5. 5

    I don’t know that I’d agree you’re negative – usually with I think of “angie” I think of “ray of sunshine” or “laughing machine” or “crazy twitter lady who’s always poking fun at something” – but not in a bad way!

    I like your brand of humor – it suits me just fine :)

    Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
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    dams, woman.

    keep the compliments coming…

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    Mandi Bone
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    I think Oprah would love to have you teach this to her followers.
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    Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
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    ohhhhh i need mama oprah to call me.

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    cindy w
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    Wow. That was profound and gross at the same time. Good job.
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    Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
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    you’re so welcome.

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    Hockeyman says:

    Positive hand-jobs always sound good to me. However, the eye business sounds like a bad idea. ;)
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    Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
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    get your mind out of the gutter. and pull mine up with you.

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    Aunt Becky says:

    Now I’m just singing the Summer of 69.
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    Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
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    please don’t sing.

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    AmazingGreis
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    Angie – she is the new Confuscious!!
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    Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
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    confucius say, you are awesome.

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    “Karma and energy are one big reciprocating hand job.”

    Yet another phrase written in a blog post that should totally be a t-shirt, bumper sticker, or fortune in a cookie.

    Although I’m not sure that is how I want to wrap up my night with General Tso.

    Mrs. Call Me Crazy
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    And as with all fortune cookies, you have to end the statement with “in bed”. So the fortune cookie version would read…”Karma and energy are one big reciprocating hand job in bed.” I like it!
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    Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
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    ohhhh sweet jeebus. you are on to something.

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    I always thought that 69 was what I agreed to do with my husband after drinking brown liquor. After reading this, I think of it as a positive and uplifting life experience. Kind of like the feeling I get after we go to church. He will be so pumped to hear my new outlook on things (but I still refuse to to let him lick my backdoor, that’s just going too far).
    Mrs. Call Me Crazy´s last blog ..Dream Crushers My ComLuv Profile

    Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
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    you go to church?

    Mrs. Call Me Crazy
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    Have to. Have you read the things that I think about? My mouth is terrible. I need mucho forgiveness. And I love me some Jesus!
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    That’s what she said.

    Heh.

    Luff you silly lady.

    Also? I think I’m going to make a twitter account: Shit that Angie Says. You will be famous!
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    Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
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    holy awesome idea! git r dun!

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