Seduction and Snacks by Tara Sivec
5 of 5 stars; XXX-rated
I like funny. I like smut. It’s a pretty good guess that I like funny smut, except there’s not that much of it to read. I’ve read some books that have funny lines and situations sprinkled in, but a humor smut book is hard heh to find. Seduction and Snacks is right up there with Alice Clayton’s Redhead books. Seriously. If you know me, you know that’s a huge compliment because I’m still in the throes of a love affair with Alice.
Picking this book up yesterday and finishing it today, letting all other responsibilities go by the wayside, I pushed through heh to finish because I had to know what was going to happen. I was addicted to the funny, hanging heh on every nuance as if the author was inside my brain knowing what I wanted to read.
I read all of my books on my Kindle (of Ill Repute), and while I haven’t really used all of the sharing features of a Kindle, I felt compelled to share some of my favorite (non-spoiler) quotes straight from the book:
Your vagina is roughly the size of the girth of a penis. It has to stretch and open and turn into a giant bat cave so the life-sucking human you’ve been growing for nine months can angrily claw its way out. Who in their right mind would do that willingly?
• • • • •Or maybe her vagina had teeth. My dad used to always tell me when I was a teenager to stay away from them, because they bite.
• • • • •I think she rubs bologna down there to attract men. Lunch meat is her sex pheromone.
• • • • •And why the hell is he standing there looking so God dammed hot that I want to mount his face.
• • • • •I glanced down into my glass, trying to count the ice cubes and lost track after one.
Wow, what did they put in this vodka?
• • • • •
If you love The Unidentified Redhead and The Redhead Revealed, this book is the next one you should read. Funny, heartfelt, sweet, seductive, sexy, and it’s the start of a series so we’re not left hanging heh at the end of the book.
Buy it. Read it. Love it.
While you’re doing that, I’m diving into book #2, Futures and Frosting.
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P.S. Tara Silvec, I *heart* you.
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Tara Sivec sounds awesome-I’m checking her out. I’d like to think my smut is funny, but perhaps not this off the hook!
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