I need to make this sound less dangerous stalkerish and more rational fangirlish:
If book characters were real people, I would stalk Grace Sheridan long enough to make her believe she wants to my friend.
She would totally love me because we speak the same language: Snarkasm. Plus, she calls her friends dirty names out of love and never refers to her bagina as the v-word.
Since Sheridan isn’t a real person, I turned my attention to her creator, Alice Clayton, author of The Unidentified Redhead and The Redhead Revealed. Thanks to the magical internet and social media, I found her on Twitter and have woo’ed her into being my new Humor Smut Author BFF.
Alice and I are destined to become friends and share Fruit Roll Ups at the lunch.
She writes smut; I read smut. She interjects humor into every situation; I interjet humor into every situation. She’s pretty; I’m prettier. It’s like The Circle of Life just with less murder and more explicit sex scenes.
But enough about my real-life love story because the meat of this post is to make you read The Redhead Series. I’m not being paid for this post, but I clearly should be. (I will disclose that the publisher sent me Kindle copies of both books to woo me into reading them, but if I hadn’t liked them so much, I wouldn’t have devoted a whole post to my love for Alice and Sheridan.)
Sure I may make a paltry living writing drivel on the internet, but a writer, I am not. I wish I had the words to tell you how much I loved these two books and how much I fell in love and lust with the characters, but since I’m lacking in the Putting-Words-To-Paper Department right now, I’ll just say…
READ THESE FUNNY EROTICA BOOKS, YOU HORNY SMUT LOVERS.
If for no other reason than I want to have more people than just Brittany with whom to talk about these books, can you guys read these, please?
Read The Unidentified Redhead and The Redhead Revealed if you like nearly-realistic story-lines, totally realistic FUNNY characters, damn fine Sexy Time scenes, and crying your eyeballs out of your face. I’ve been in a perpetual state of emo-ness since finishing these two books in record time.
Grace and Jack actually watch TV (shock!) and make crude noises (for shame!) and have real-people, real-life worries (how dare they!). Of course, he’s a drop-dead gorgeous young up-and-coming Hollywood actor with a penchant for muff diving, and we know they don’t actually exist in real life, so at least there’s some fantasy in the stories.
The third Redhead book is out next Spring. I’ve already yelled at Alice for all of us. She shouldn’t have waited so long between books, and I’m seriously Jonesing for some more Grace and Jack. It’s a damn shame, Alice. Book #3 better be good, jerkwad.
My appetite for dirty books (see: books similar to 50 Shades of Grey and/or books like Bared to You) is insatiable, so if you’re like me (and why wouldn’t you want to be?), read my other smut book recommendation posts:
• Smut Book Recommendations
• More Smut Book Recommendations
• Vampire Smut Book Recommendations
• How I Got Dirty Books To Be New York Times Bestsellers
• Yet Again, More Smut Books
You will thank me and your love partner will want to write me a thank you note.
And let me know when you do read the Redhead books so I can send you a humpy love note and happy claps so we can talk about Grace and Jack together.
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Awesome. Considering my stomach is set to explode very soonish, smut recommendations are about all my head can handle. (Am on book #3 of Shades of Grey. heh)
An Awesome post on Veronica´s blog … Three years.
As soon as you’re all Fifty’d out, you must MUUUUST read the Redhead books. I’m so emo over them, I need other people to be emo with me.
An Awesome post on Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]´s blog … Yet Again, More Smut Book Recommendations PLUS Revealing My Favorite Character
Trust me, I will. I even bookmarked your post so I don’t forget!
I like you.
You’re killing me with these posts, Angie! I had just promised myself not to plunge my Kindle any further into the realm of ill-repute, and would actually attempt to get some housework done, but alas, I have just bought these two books and am about to dig in.
You’re kinda my idol.
I expect a song to be written in my honor when you finish reading these two books.
An Awesome post on Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]´s blog … Yet Again, More Smut Book Recommendations PLUS Revealing My Favorite Character
Well. That took, what, six hours? And that’s only because I was forced to go eat lunch.
The song in your honour will have to be composed after I finish the second book, since I’m pretty damn certain I don’t have the self-control to not start the second book now.
SO DAMN GOOOOOD, right?
An Awesome post on Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]´s blog … Yet Again, More Smut Book Recommendations PLUS Revealing My Favorite Character
Yes. Yes. Yes! I have to buy this and reread it. It is so perfect and amazing. Seriously. It sounds like exaggeration but it’s true!
Grace & Jack are like long lost friends I want to watch…you know…
I just downloaded both of them!! Can’t wait to get to them!! My To Be Read list is getting longer, and I need to read faster!!
Push both of these to the top of your to-read list. I promise, you’ll want to send me a thank you box of chocolate.
An Awesome post on Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]´s blog … Yet Again, More Smut Book Recommendations PLUS Revealing My Favorite Character
Ok, so I just finished the first one and OMG!! I LOVED IT!! Starting the second one now!! I was laughing out loud reading it and loved every word!! Bring on book 2!!
Am I the only one who snickered uncontrollably when you used “the meat” in a post about erotica? Anyone?? Just me?
Fine. My mind resides in the gutter. I’m comfortable there.
An Awesome post on Rachel´s blog … And then Morgan Freeman ate my face off
There’s hardly a word in my posts that isn’t strategically placed.
…meat…
And if you snicker at “meat” in this post, The Redhead books are PERFECTION for you.
An Awesome post on Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]´s blog … Yet Again, More Smut Book Recommendations PLUS Revealing My Favorite Character
Loving loving loving Redhead series. I’m only 22% into first book, no sex yet, and I still can’t put kindle down. This book is hilarious. The seagull scene on the beach…..classic. Great rec.! I want Grace as my new BFF.
I am about half way through the first book and am loving it! I have tried reading it at my desk at work in my lunch (half) hour but it is impossible to read this without either laughing to the point of choking or getting hot under the collar! I too have an addiction to smut and my kindle is full of it, much to the dismay of my other half! I look forward to reading more of your recommendations!
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