Comments on: Ladies! Meet your bachelor, Avitable!

By: Bullets

Bullets — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 06:49:17 +0000

[...] It's wayyy too early for me to even consider the world of dating, but someone out there has decided it's time. [...]

By: Nenette

Nenette — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 00:33:49 +0000

I’d throw my panties in the ring, but I’m all spoken for and everything.
Too bad. We could’ve had beautiful fuzzy-browed, Alfalfa-like, eyelinered, Star-War-lovin’, nerd babies together. Or something less scary.

By: Miss Grace

Miss Grace — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 22:28:36 +0000

I dunno Adam waxes his eyebrows, and I don’t. Does that mean he’s higher maintenance than I am?

Is his hair gelled into a fauxhawk? I think that DEFINITELY means he’s higher maintenance than I am….
Although based on his twitter lists he *would* fuck me…

By: Kim

Kim — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 22:23:30 +0000

I think you should totally use that picture when you put the billboard up with his number on it.

Wait, was that supposed to be a surprise ?

By: thepsychobabble

thepsychobabble — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 21:31:22 +0000

I have a 21yr old sister who doesn’t cook, but likes her video games, and the outdoors….and actually, never mind. Adam is probably girlier than she is. (And I love you both for it)

Oh, I have a former highschool friend that is 25 and…..no, never mind. I forgot that she just married Husband #3 (and babydaddy #4)

How does Adam feel about older women? My mother-in-law is threatening husband #5 with divorce, so she should be available in about 6mos. She’s short, red-headed, and owns a restaurant, so she can totally cook like crazy good food. Please? If you take her to Florida, I swear I will love you forEVAH.

I kid. I wouldn’t wish that woman on anyone.
Good luck Adam. If only I didn’t have that whole husband/children thing going on, I’d throw my own hat in the ring. Ah, well….

By: pixielation

pixielation — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 19:53:47 +0000

I’ve seen his ball sack.

Wait… what do you mean everyone has?

By: Aunt Becky

Aunt Becky — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 17:22:45 +0000

*waggles eyebrows* Hey there, Avitable. I’m, uh, 5’5 and I don’t like romantic anything. Also, I love metal music and slapping asses.

By: Allyson

Allyson — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 17:18:39 +0000

I’ve been waiting for Avitable to be single for a long time so he could have the chance to fall madly in love with me. But then I went and had children, so I know he won’t be able to look past that and get to the awesomeness that I truly am. Timing’s a bitch, ain’t it?

By: Nancy

Nancy — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 16:29:11 +0000

Hindsight’s always 20/20. It’s probably for the best, though. I don’t think Adam could hack the Vegas summers.

By: Karen Sugarpants

Karen Sugarpants — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 16:28:42 +0000

in public…