I’ve said this to myself in my own wee brain, and I said it out loud yesterday on the Twitter.
The marketers at Warner Brothers promoting Magic Mike are missing out on harnessing the HUGE, MASSIVE, THROBBING hole of using the blogging sector to promote their movie.
We moms, non-moms, and gay men of the blog world are horny. We want to see slick, hard bodies moving to hard-beating music on a stage who then accidentally fall into a love story.
[Update: The Magic Mike Red Band trailers are out. WARNING, you will need some private time after you watch them.]
Has the 50 Shades of Grey phenomenon taught you nothing?
We want to watch Channing Tatum gyrating.
We need to see Joe Manganiello’s abs glistening.
We lust for Matthew Mcconaughey’s voice whispering in our ears.
We long to spend two hours watching Matthew Bomer run his fingers through his hair.
We are the voice of the huge, massive, throbbing hole left empty in the marketing strategy for Magic Mike.
Movie watch parties, red carpet interviews, private vacations with our choice of actor, life-size stand-ups swag, surprise actor home visits, wallpapering blog backgrounds with shirtless hard bodies: WE CAN DO IT ALL!
We are here for you, Magic Mike promoters.
Use us. We want to be used to fill your huge, massive, throbbing need.
In this case (and in this case only), I’m sure there would be hundreds, nay thousands, of bloggers ready, willing, and eager to market your movie. For nothing more than a movie ticket and the wishful thinking that we were a part of this band of thrusting men, we would open ourselves to you.
We want you.
We don’t even care if it’s a good movie.
Use us…for our pleasure.
image credits Entertainment Weekly, Warner Bros